Funny George Carlin quote:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.

[charlie and algernon]

1. LOL

:spray: :rofl:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

3. Uno mas...

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?

[charlie and algernon]

6. lol, that's a good one too

and may i add, if vegatarians eat vegatables, what do humanitarians eat?

[ghostsofgiants]

2. That man is a goddamn genius.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

4. A Scooby snack...

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.

[tuvor]

5. Good one. Same could pretty much be said for guns.

Sorry, been spending too much in GD.

[Initech]

7. One of my favorite Carlin quotes:

You know the three men in charge of that war? George Bush, Dick Cheney, and Colin Powell. Bush, Dick, and Colin. Somebody got fucked in the ass!

[A HERETIC I AM]

8. "I hope that reincarnation is real.....

so i can come back and fuck teenagers again"

he said it, i didnt.

[tuvor]

9. LOL

I am not a dirty old man...
I am not a dirty old man...
I am not a dirty old man...
I am not a dirty old man...

[Dangerously Amused]

10. LOVE that man!

He gets better as he gets older, if you ask me.

I love his social commentary stuff.