Man busted downloading child porn while driving naked up a 1-way street

[Wonk]

(I'm not making this up!)

TORONTO --ÊA man caught driving naked from the waist down while watching kiddie porn on his laptop has become the first man in Toronto charged for allegedly stealing an Internet connection.

For the first time, Toronto police laid a theft of communications charge after busting a man driving the wrong way down a one-way street while downloading child porn using stolen wireless Internet signals.

The slow-moving car was pulled over around 5 a.m. by a police officer who allegedly found the driver - with no pants on - watching a movie on his laptop of a 10-year-old girl performing fellatio on an adult.

Police allege the man downloaded the movie using an Internet connection he intercepted from a nearby house.

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[aquart]

1. He wanted to get caught.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. Dad? Was that you?

Damn. busted again.

[ozymandius]

17. Congratulations! The rest of his life now has a stigma.

Who could ever live this one down?

[eileen_d]

3. Was he rubbing his tummy and patting his head too?

Ugh... I guess either could be true. UGH!

[jonoboy]

4. bizarre !!

[Andy_Stephenson]

5. I hope ta hell

that sick fuck spends the rest of his natural life as the "bitch" of a large, backwoods, grizzly man. Doing 20-life for going too far with the S and M he's into.

[OneBlueSky]

6. hey, everybody's gotta be somewhere . . . :) n/t

.

[HamstersFromHell]

7. WMD = Wireless of Man's Distraction?

n/t

[Feanorcurufinwe]

8. I'm speechless.

but not pantless, I promise.

[DoNotRefill]

15. What's wrong with being pantless????

Why, I'm not wearing pants righ....never mind!

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Driving the wrong way, too?

Talk about gilding the lily.

[Paul Hood]

10. And I thought people driving while talking on cell phones were a problem.

[HamstersFromHell]

11. How can it be a laptop....

...when it'd have to have a hole in the middle?

(Sorry folks, I hadda say it.)

[Holly]

12. Yuck

we've got freaks, good to see they caught him. .:mad:

[TreasonousBastard]

13. Note that the cops...

have to watch the videos for 20-40 hours to make the charges.

You just can't make this stuff up.

You just can't.

[ajacobson]

14. A cautionary tale

When driving around masterbating to child pornography using stolen wireless signals, obey all traffic laws. A lesson for our time.

Seriously, that is one of the reasons I have a router on my wireless setup--better security!

[Ernesto]

16. Hmmmmmm

This is one dude that should think about giving up his cocaine habit.

[Sting]

18. that's just sick.....

but getting caught with his pants down by the police is funny.