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Fri Dec-16-05 06:22 PM
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Here's a link to my adult film debut... |
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Ohhh! Shame on you people who actually looked! Shame! Shame!
As if I would be in a porno, puhleeez. I am way too cheap and easy to get paid for it. :)
Seriously, all of you deserve this: :spank: :spank: :spank:
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:23 PM
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1. would have been PERFECT for the brazilian joke |
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:26 PM
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maybe next time. Of course, you only get one good shot with a gag like this, though. Damn foiled again!
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:51 PM
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:58 PM
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Fri Dec-16-05 07:09 PM
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what are you doing on this thread? Bad MisU! Very bad! :spank:
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:24 PM
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:30 PM
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6. someday I will sink to that level |
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don't worry! I'll even have the hairy chest and medallion thing going on. :) You'll be the first to get the link. :)
(Indians can't grow chest hair, maybe I can get implants)
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:24 PM
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:29 PM
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5. what's funny is I just found that out yesterday |
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J. Temps told me. That was a shocker. I even stutter on my keyboard when she's around now. :)
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:40 PM
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Stuttering is good ... running to the DVD store is bad. :rofl:
*Remember Debbie!*
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:48 PM
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10. especially when I could just order it online |
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:evilgrin:
Discreetly!!!!!!
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:45 PM
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8. I'd be guilty if I haven't read the title as... |
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"Here's a link to my adult film review." I thought I was going to get to read a spoof on movie reviews using Debbie Does Dallas or something. Okay, enough of the Nyquil for me.
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Fri Dec-16-05 06:47 PM
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9. well, I suppose I could give some analysis on a few from my collect... |
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Fri Dec-16-05 08:02 PM
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knew it had to be some kind of joke! :hi:
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Fri Dec-16-05 10:00 PM
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you get off without a smartass remark. :)
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Fri Dec-16-05 10:01 PM
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16. Rumsfeld, Cheney, Bush and their dog walk into an agent's office |
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Cheney says, "We've got a little act we'd like to show you. It's been a big hit in the farming communities and on the factory floors, and we think that if we were able to take it to the stage, as it were, it might provide the paying public with some rewarding and edifying entertainment. And it could be quite profitable for the parties staging the performance. With your kind indulgence, we'd like to demonstrate our little act."
Talent Agent looks at his watch, sniffles, looks up at these three assembled miscreant douchebags and their haggard dog and says, "Well, it's almost lunchtime, but go ahead and show me what you got. Five minutes. Go."
On cue, Rumsfeld pivots, and drops trou to reveal a yellow-rimmed pantload in his whitey-tighties. Cheney, salivating lunges at Rumsfeld's pimple-studded thighs and . . .
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Fri Dec-16-05 10:09 PM
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17. I was sure it would have been directed by Bill Brasky. |
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