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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 03:48 PM
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Caption this...Rove and Bush


Bush: Pinkie
Rove: The Brain

"You see pinkie...my plan to take over the world is almost complete!"
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UrbScotty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 03:50 PM
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1. Rove, looking up, says:
"What's that I see? Oh, shoot, Dean's poll numbers."
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 03:51 PM
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2. Bush: "Hey, this is great...I'm ruler of the world!"
Rove: "Yeah...ha-ha...you're absolutely right, George...ha-ha-ha!"
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SlavesandBulldozers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 03:52 PM
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3. how about
"Dang, George, that's the best nigger joke you've told this week! AHAHAHHA!"
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 03:53 PM
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4. "She said, 'please don't kill me!'"
"So I pulled the lever! It was great, she was flopping around like a runover cat!"

Rove: "Stop, now you're killin' me! Ha-ha-ha!"
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 04:36 PM
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5. they
make such a cute couple. thjey are SO much in love.
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myomy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 04:39 PM
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6. The real joke is, most folks think we give a shit about um.
dumb basturds.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 04:49 PM
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7. KKKarl Sez,
Edited on Sun Nov-23-03 04:56 PM by Hubert Flottz
"Damn, this Monica Gal down here could suckstart the Titanic! I think she just melted the fillings in my wisdom teeth! You go girl!"

Shrub sez, "YeeeeHHHaw I got sloppy seconds dude, come on boys, let's go to town! I tell ya whut KKKarl, I love pResident work!"
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 05:35 PM
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8. We've done so much to reverse progress, everything is black and
white again ... just like it was in Hoover's time ...
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 06:11 PM
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9. Hahaha they actually are buying this crap
:puke:
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Catholic Sensation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 06:23 PM
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10. Pull my johnson some more Bushie
I'm about to cream my pants!
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Cat Atomic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 06:24 PM
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11. The old hag was crying when I took her overtime pay, so I said,
Edited on Sun Nov-23-03 06:24 PM by Cat Atomic
"sorry Mom- it's my job!"

"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!"
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PunkinPi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 06:40 PM
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12. Rove says,
"No they can't see the puppet strings...or my hand up your a**."
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imax2268 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 11:23 PM
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13. Kick
:kick:
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 11:31 PM
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14. "Ho ho ho! Oh, Master Bush, how absolutely droll!"
Edited on Sun Nov-23-03 11:33 PM by Fenris
"Please, enlighten us with your Karla Faye Tucker story once more. I don't think the boys from Exeter have heard it. Lucian! Fabian! Come hither! Our dear host has an anecdote you simply have to hear!"
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specimenfred1984 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 11:43 PM
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15. "Still trying the Vulcan Nerve Pinch Mr. President?"
Rove to self - "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, I'll laugh at all your dumb jokes, just keep me in power so I can killlllllllll!"
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-23-03 11:49 PM
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16. ROVE: And the best part is
nobody will notice we've replaced Bush with a cardboard cutout.
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