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Sun Dec-18-05 10:09 PM
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You need this drug. You just don't know why. Yet. |
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Sun Dec-18-05 10:11 PM
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susceptibility to wedgies
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Sun Dec-18-05 10:26 PM
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2. The wonder drug we have all been waiting for.... |
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Sun Dec-18-05 11:00 PM
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3. damn, I totally need that! |
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in fact, I think I need a double dose!
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Oeditpus Rex
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Sun Dec-18-05 11:02 PM
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Through Modern Chemistry.
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Sun Dec-18-05 11:08 PM
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5. That web page is brilliant satire. Thanks for the link. |
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Anyone who has ever suffered through a TV commercial for a prescription drug, or seen an ad for one in a magazine, would appreciate the humor.
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Sun Dec-18-05 11:16 PM
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WHEN PANEXA SHOULD NOT BE USED
There are no known medical circumstances (based on extensive internal testing) in which PANEXA cannot be used. However, PANEXA is not quite as aggressively recommended in the following circumstances:
PANEXA should not be used as a physical aid to set a broken bone, as in the case of a splint; PANEXA should not be used as a substitute for real human relationships; the tablets (and gel-coated caplets) are incapable of displaying any real emotion, and would prove to be dissatisfying friends or mates; PANEXA should not be used to soak up spills or remove stains. This is disrespectful to PANEXA; PANEXA should not be resold with the intent of generating a personal profit; PANEXA should not be used a form of motive transport, as it lacks the government regulated (US DOT 1445/88-4557) safety lights and reflectors; Women with uteruses should consider avoiding PANEXAor moving to a state or province where the concentration of PANEXA is lesser; Do not taunt PANEXA.
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