WTF? I have no words to describe the fuckedupedness.

[graywarrior]

And they're reproducing.


http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/hole/page1.html

[bertha katzenengel]

1. no words - exactly right

:wtf:

[graywarrior]

2. The deeper you go into it, the more fucked up it becomes.

I won't sleep tonight after that.

[bertha katzenengel]

3. i should have stopped when i saw they were taking the cat to the

hole to meet the mouse. but no, i had to go as far as where he said he'd start slow w/ the animals, y'know, shooting birds for the cat... i know DU has some hunters and I try not to judge but i'm not always successful. :grr:

i'm curious but don't intend to go back and see how much more fucked up it gets.

[graywarrior]

5. You missed the snake part. THAT was FUBAR.

And I found this by looking for something else. God help us.

[Radio_Lady]

43. The biggest clue was the electric wiring -- SNAFU City!

I won't even show it to my electrical engineer husband... he'd be laughing his head off.

And imagine -- there is some woman actually married to His Twistedness, the Tombstoned Hunter! YIKES!

Thanks for the post (I think). I won't be going THERE again...

[Dangerously Amused]

54. I was HAPPY to read about the electrical wiring. And the water.

I think this is part of the evolutionary process.

[Radio_Lady]

80. Funny! Thanks for the post!

[Initech]

4. Great metaphor for the W administration!

The deeper you go, the more fucked up it gets!

[graywarrior]

6. LOL

[WritingIsMyReligion]

11. ..

:rofl:

And THAT is the funniest thing I've read here today.

[Taverner]

7. One has to admit it's kind of cool in a strange kinda way

[ucmike]

24. its cool in a "stole some warm beers and a playboy from dad

and we're going to the pornfort after school" kind of way.

you'd figure a guy with cat 5 run to his porn fort would've included a sump pump.

[proud2BlibKansan]

42. I was thinking it was cool in a 'here's how I spend my time since losing

my job' sort of way.

It also explains why he might be unemployed for a VERY LONG time. :rofl:

[Dangerously Amused]

28. Ummm, no. One doesn't HAVE to admit that.

I worry about you, son.

[Taverner]

61. Not that I would ever build a "hole"

Or want one...even if discounted.

But chronicles of madness are one of the greatest things about the internets.

[Dangerously Amused]

73. Well, yes. You're right on that score.

Chronicles of madness are, indeed, fascinating.


I'm less worried about you now.


:hi:

[graywarrior]

8. This part got me freaked out a little. Well, a lot actually.

[proud2BlibKansan]

47. Yeah what was the deal with cleaning the snake in the bathtub?

Hunters? Is that common - to clean game in your bathtub?

[Dangerously Amused]

9. Damn. That IS fucked up.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: People should have to have licenses to reproduce.

[graywarrior]

10. Kinda like Deliverance.

[Dangerously Amused]

12. Um..."kinda"?

:7

[graywarrior]

13. Dueling Banjoes.

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Eeewww. And that snake part you posted WAS nasty.

Yes, I did read the whole thing through to the end. I'm one of those people.

Seriously - what sick, twisted thing is it in our minds that makes us keep watching something that is totally grossing us out and that we KNOW we will regret having watched? I've noticed this in the past, and wonder if there is a psychological explanation for it.

Anybody?

[graywarrior]

16. I keep going back there.

I'm supposed to be asleep by now.

HELP ME!

[Dangerously Amused]

17. What?!? Series? OMG. You are even sicker than me!

And that's BAD! :wow:

I mean, this calls for like an exorcism, or something.


Help! Help! Is there a Reverend in the house?

[graywarrior]

18. I feel like I am abusing myself and ENJOYING it.

I need a shrink. Or a shrinkwrap.

[Redstone]

15. That's it. It's time to shut off the Internet.

Used to be that spazzes like that guy could work out their pointless obsessions in complete obscurity. But now the Internet lets them inflict their loseritude on all of us.

Enough is enough. "Information wants to be free?" Some information, I'd be just as happy to be free of.

Redstone

[catzies]

26. I was also struck by the fact he's technologically savvy, yet atavistic

in his culinary pursuits.

I mean, :puke:

[bertha katzenengel]

64. i am curious enough to admit my ignorance

"atavistic in his culinary pursuits?"

um... eating the kinds of things humans ate generations ago?

:dunce: help?

[ucmike]

19. that's scary

the narrative started as "i thought i might dig a hole for some reason" when clearly he was planning on shooting stuff. it took a couple pages to get to the guns, but i kinda figured that when he built a bunker, there'd be shooting involved. makes you wonder how many dogs he's gone through.

[graywarrior]

22. The "i thought i might dig a hole for 'some reason'" is the

creepiest part of all.

[Lautremont]

20. It's weirdly compelling.

I was a little disappointed when it turned out he was making a blind to shoot random animals. Not just because I'm not much for shooting random animals (even copperheads who are coming to bite you while you eat pigs-in-blankets in your hole(!)), but because I wanted him to be digging that hole for absolutely no purpose but that he had an unshakeable compulsion to dig a big hole.

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. I got through the second page

and said "No more."

Talkin' about how cute the mouse is, then feedin' it to the cat.

BarBARians. :grr:

[graywarrior]

23. You're missing out, dude.

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. Probably

I'm counting on it. :thumbsup:

[graywarrior]

29. Enough to know they're out there, ay?

And strange-o's like me who find these sites and then post them.

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Sometimes one simply needs

to be aware of the presence of one's foes. One doesn't always need to know them intimately.

I didn't need to listen to *'s latest lie fest to know he's got a colostomy appliance for a brain.

If it walks like a schmuck...

[proud2BlibKansan]

49. Oh you gotta see the whole thing

Besides, his house is on the market now and it has this big hole in the backyard, :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

51. Oh, all right

But if I get sick or sump'n, you guys are responsible.

:scared:

[evlbstrd]

27. On the bright side,

he didn't appear to have reinforced the walls. That sucker's gonna cave.

[Dangerously Amused]

30. Please, god... PLEASE let it cave while he's in it.

[evlbstrd]

34. A shotgun blast at the right time...

[Radio_Lady]

45. Or a REALLY BIG TORNADO?

Whoosh, right out of Kansas.

Come to think of it, a TSUNAMI might be advisable.

OT: Is there anyone watching (or who WATCHED) "America's Tsunami" on the Discovery Channel?

[evlbstrd]

46. I think his "big fat wife" might bury his ass.

If she comes to her senses.

[Dangerously Amused]

56. I think I just might help her.

Where's that shovel?

[Montauk6]

31. I know it's a naive question...

but why can't this kind of creativity/imagination, as FUBAR as this is, be channelled into something that will truly benefit society? Like an engine that doesn't FUBAR the environment. A fun, healthy long-term weight loss program. A cure for the common cold. A way to serve the country without putting on a uniform and picking up a rifle.

[ucmike]

37. hello...there's no holes in any of your suggestions

and no shooting either.

no holes+no shooting=no benefit to society.

[Montauk6]

55. Reminds of that SCTV skit with those two hicks (not the McKenzies)

"May the Good Lord take a likin' to ya an' blow ya up reeeeeal good!"

[Lautremont]

59. Farm Film Report

or Farm Film Celebrity Blow-Up.

[graywarrior]

32. This is so poignant

About 2 years ago I decided to dig a hole in my back yard.
Why?
Why not.
Its good exercise and I could get a tan too. Plus holes are cool.
I don't remember what set me off on this venture at this time but when I was a kid we would dig lots of holes and tunnels and cover them with scrap wood and dirt and use them as hide outs and camps.
At some point or another I made this plan in 3ds max for my hole.

[madrchsod]

35. and his wife is really attractive

i guess it takes all kinds....yes i went thru the whole dam thing

[graywarrior]

38. Sicko

[graywarrior]

36. OK, more creativity from the hole man

http://www.cp-tel.net/pasqualy/

[ucmike]

39. weird and strange

but not lazy. and somewhat creative.

i'll give him that.

[Radio_Lady]

44. Did you get to the Bushman subbing for the "Lone Ranger"?

[graywarrior]

48. Now that's a find. I missed that one.

[graywarrior]

50. Hmmmmm.

[bertha katzenengel]

65. good christ... that's not even funny

:eyes:

[xmas74]

75. They're punishing their baby!

They make it stay up and watch Faux News.
http://www.pasqualy.com/alyssa/

[proud2BlibKansan]

40. This is messed up

Did you notice all the spelling errors?

And what's with the cat?

[graywarrior]

41. Another mystery.

[SmileyBoy]

52. Ahm gunna dig me a HOLE!!! hyuck hyuck hyuck hyuck

Ladies and Gentlemen... The Boonies.

[Oeditpus Rex]

53. k, I read the whole thing

It was a pretty cool hole. I would've been proud of it when I was about 10. (I also spelled a lot better then than this goober.)

But he's not 10. Indeed, he had a "big fat pregnant wife," as he kept reminding us. I wanted to rip out his spleen the first time he said that.

Fuckin' redneck. :grr:

[Vektor]

57. I didn't go past the part where they suggested getting the cat.

I saw that sentence, and didn't even scroll to the picture below it. I don't want to know.
Please don't post stuff like this without warning that there is going to be animal cruelty.

[neweurope]

58. I'm certain he dug it for NO reason. Then his wife kept

nagging: Gosh darn, what are you diggin that there hole for? Can't you do something USEFUL for a change? And the only excuse he could come up with was KILL. Even his baby wears camouflage. Sick.

Remember Fallujah

Bush to The Hague!

[Lautremont]

60. Um... he shot his wife by remote control.

http://www.pasqualy.com/blog/2005/09/jill-pwned-by-airsoft.html

That's his blog. And, I repeat, unless I totally misunderstood the thing, he shot his wife with an air rifle by remote control!

[Heidi]

63. Yes, and isn't it nice that he's inolving THIS little child in it all?

[Mad_Dem_X]

78. WTF??? Um, isn't that abuse???

If my husband did that to me, he'd be kicked to the curb in no time!

[Strawman]

62. "You are looking from the intrance towards the window."

lol.

[yurbud]

66. That reminds me of the movie FRAILTY. Bill Paxton hears an angel tell

him to kill people.

He makes his young sons help him. One is glad to do it, and the other thinks he's nuts and goes to the cops.

When the cops don't believe him and take him home, his dad's only punishment is to give him a shovel and say "dig."

[yurbud]

67. the end result looked a lot like these photos

[anarch]

68. I think someone told this guy he "didn't know his ass from a hole

in the ground", so to prove them wrong, he did this....


Seriously, seriously fucked up. And proud of it, apparently.

[Rabrrrrrr]

69. I"m not sure why people think is so awful - so he dug a hole and has guns?

Big whoop.

It looks like fun, it's creative and inventive, and he enjoyed it.

What's so scary about it? That he brought a cat out to get a mouse? Geez, no farmer has ever thought to have a cat to get rid of mice. Please, people.

And he shot a copperhead? This is somehow "nutty"? To protect ourself from a poisonous snake?

Sometimes I don't understand DUers.

[kick-ass-bob]

71. HE ATE THE SNAKE!!

:scared: :yoiks: WHO WOULD EVER DO SUCH A THING????????????/?/??/

:eyes:

I just want to know why he never had a shirt on in the pics if he had a deformed rib cage.

:shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

72. LOL! Yeah, that certainly is barbaric to some, I'm sure, eating a snake.

How primitive and obviously freeper.



:7

I kinda wondered about the shirt thing, too - should have been his wife without a shirt. :-)

[fishwax]

74. snakes are tasty

but, alas, they don't yield much meat. :) (i've never had copperhead, though ...)

[Lautremont]

77. You're right - the hole and the guns alone don't set him apart from as

many people as DUers might like to think. And the guy has a sort of mad-creativity-trapped-in-the-body-of-a-redneck thing that's interesting. But, fuckedupednesswise, consider this:

1. He dug a hole not that far from his house (and his little daughter and his wife and dog) with the express purpose of shooting animals from it. And I might be wrong, but the window appears to point towards his house.

2. He sits in the hole and eats pigs-in-blankets. If he ate them in his home, he wouldn't have to worry about being stalked by copperheads.

3. He shot his wife by remote control. His daughter was an accessory to this. He appears to be a devoted father, but those welts on his wife's back call his uxoriousness into serious question.

4. He put all this on the internets.

[redqueen]

81. Same thoughts here...

:shrug:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

70. I am speechless

almost

um, I think there is medication that would help?

[HillDem]

76. This guy is hilarious!

Wow he ate the snake too!

Glad he's not my neighbor

[Arugula Latte]

79. Lassie! Come Quick! Sweetpea fell in mah big hole

and done got herself bitten by a copperhead and then the water done seeped in!