Total eBay weirdness

[Richard D]

http://cgi.ebay.com/DESIGNER-DELICIOUS-PUMP-SIZE-7-5-HEEL-2-5_W0QQitemZ7732608602QQcategoryZ63889QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Read some of the comments too. Odd and odder.

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. OMG

I got dizzy.

[Lex]

2. Yikes.

Looks like the writings of someone in their "manic" phase.

[Robeson]

3. WTF???

...damn. My advice to the seller: just sell the damn shoe. I'm kinda' speechless after that one....:wtf:

[KitchenWitch]

7. I read about a third of it before I got a headache

Hint to the seller, ditch the all caps key and learn a little html coding...

[amitten]

4. I'm in LOVE!

:bounce:

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Uh...

"THIS KNOWLEDGE INCLUDES MASSIVE STUDY IN PSYCHOLOGY, MATHEMATICS, CHEMISTRY, ENGLISH, ART, BIOLOGY, AND EVERY OTHER POSSIBLE SUBJECT, HAVING BEGUN PRE-MEDICAL SCHOOL POST BACCALAUREATE (AGAIN, WITH WHICH I GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE) BUT DECIDED BEFORE ENTERING MEDICAL SCHOOL, UMDNJ (UNIVERSITY OF MEDICINE AND DENTISTRY) I’D RATHER WORK FOR MYSELF IN A VARIETY OF TRADES, EBAY BEING ONE OF THEM, AND TRY TO HELP."

Massive study in English? I think not.

[ET Awful]

6. Hehehe, sounds like L. Ron Hubbard reborn

:P

[crispini]

8. DILUTE! DILUTE! ALL-ONE!

OK!

[distantearlywarning]

9. Um. Yeah. That was a little strange.

The shoes are cute, though, and in my size. But I'm afraid to bid! :scared: I think this guy might need to see a psychiatrist - my guess is manic?

[dryan]

10. Why doesn't....

ebay do something about these loony tune essays?

[supernova]

11. I couldn't even read all that

They are cute shoes, though. I wouldn't mind bidding on them. But the seller is too strange.

[tiddlywinks]

12. JEEZ!!!!

HE FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE CAPSLOCK.

Thanks for the a.m. giggles! Hardhead said it sounds like a Nigerean scam.

(I have massive English, too!)

[Mad_Dem_X]

13. Holy cow!

My brain hurts.

[Richard D]

14. Well they took it down

Weirdly fun while it lasted.