There is nothing sexier than _____________

[KitchenWitch]

Discuss

[NMMNG]

1. A woman who can be flirty without being slutty n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

26. A woman who can be flirty, slutty, and STILL have class. -nt

[Taverner]

27. Agreed!

slutty can be good too :)

[Rising Phoenix]

66. here I am!

[long_green]

143. The Triple Option

and tearaway jerseys.

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. A partner who fully trusts you

and is comfortable enough to be completely free with you.

[orleans]

3. a chain smoker at 3 a.m. (smile) n/t

[Heidi]

4. Life, in general, and

people who are able to live it with love, compassion, sympathetic joy and equanimity, to be specific.

[Dangerously Amused]

5. Um... sex?

What?



WHAT!?

[ForrestGump]

9. Okay

Sorry.

I thought it was an invitation.

:o

Carry on...

[dpbrown]

51. Hey, that's what *I* was thinking...

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

55. But dude, you're a guy. You're ALWAYS thinking that.

:7

[dpbrown]

56. Wow...it's like...you're CLAIRVOYANT or something!

Okay, what am I thinking now?


;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

58. Yes, I am definitely psychotic. I mean, PSYCHIC. Psychic.

You know... I have ESPN.


And as to what you are thinking now, I'm not gonna say cuz I don't want to get the thread locked, but I WILL say...

:spank:

[dpbrown]

59. You're right again! Your ESPN is so accurate!

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were pirating my, um, cable...

:spank:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. The women of DU.

;)

[ForrestGump]

7. Quirky intelligence

And fishnet stockings... :P

[Dangerously Amused]

64. Fishnet stockings and quirky, I got plenty.

Crapped out on the intelligence thing, through.





Damn.

:cry:

[ForrestGump]

72. That's okay

I'll use small words...

:hug:







Initiating Test of Violence Threshold in three...two...one...

[Dangerously Amused]

99. Promise?

Okay then...

[ForrestGump]

102. Okay...how about NO words...

Nice...fishnets. :loveya:

[MissMillie]

8. liberalism

:bounce:

[KitchenWitch]

10. Openmindedness and tolerance

[LynneSin]

11. Robert Plant

<<<<sigh>>>>

He's old & wrinkled now and I still have a mega-crush on him

[Bridget Burke]

21. His wrinkles look like smile lines....

And his physique indicates he's drunk a pint or two. Alas, Jimmy Page hasn't aged as well...

[LynneSin]

23. But he's still my 'Golden God'

It's a rock & roll fantasy I suppose but I saw him in concert back in March and I was still weak in the knees. Probably if LZ hadn't of ended in 1980 I would have been a groupie trying to get in the back door but they were just ever so slightly before my time :cry:

What was and could never be :cry:

[Burma Jones]

12. OOOOHHHHHH This......

I so LOVE trees.........

[Beer Snob-50]

13. a rubinesque (sp) woman!

i love a woman with a little extra to her.

[kwassa]

28. LIke this?

[Beer Snob-50]

33. yes!

not morbidly obese by enough to hold to.

[Dangerously Amused]

65. Well bless your big booty-ed pirate heart!

:loveya:


You just made more female admirers here in the lounge than you'll EVER know!


:hi:

[Strong Atheist]

14. Hirsutism. nt.

[6000eliot]

150. Hear hear!

[Trigger Hippie]

15. A smoldering gaze....

:swoon:

[catmandu57]

16. Currently

It's sweat pants. Women in grey sweats, I can't help it I'm a natural born perv.

[In_The_Wind]

17. There is nothing sexier than being able to trust your lover.

[nini]

25. I agree... the trust and that wonderful comfort level is the best

That's what lasts as time goes by and is the best sign of a solid relationship.

:D

[Ron Mexico]

18. My wife in a Rams jersey

The team blows dog this year, but when she wears that jersey and nothing else I'm good for only one thing.

[Beer Snob-50]

19. pictures???? n/t

[LynneSin]

24. Your team lost to the EAGLES yesterday

Well, at least we won one before our sad season comes to an end :cry:

[Ron Mexico]

31. My team would lose to the Boston College Eagles these days.

The Rams suck, I freely admit it. But I've been following them since the days when I was about two or three feet tall and James Harris was their QB. It's been one hell of a roller coaster ride following this team for thirty years, believe me.

[Callalily]

20. An intelligent guy

with a sense of humor!

[Politically_Wrong]

146. Thanks!

Nothing like returning to DU and seeing you post about me! :rofl: Seriously though...sorry I haven't posted in a while and I plan on e-mailing you with a "SOCOM 2 Update" tonight!

[Callalily]

147. Oh you're more

than welcome, and I'll be looking forward to reading your communique!

[Ryano42]

22. A glove save...

A sweet in yo face windmill, statute of liberty Patrick Roy glovesave!!! :)

[ForrestGump]

29. Me

I admit it. It's true.





Okay, who said "Rod Stewart wannabe mofo"? Come on. Out with it.

[Heidi]

38. Close.

But no banana.

[RevCheesehead]

42. ...

:rofl:





Um, wait a minute...
are you saying Gump's a woman??? :wow:

[ForrestGump]

50. Shhh...I'm busy looking at myself in the mirror

Mmmmm...nice boobies.

I just woke up this morning and....boom, there it wasn't. I attribute this to estrogen overload as a result of my associations on DU -- in other words, it's all y'all's fault.

I figure that a quick subscription to Maxim should restore things to 'normal.'

[ForrestGump]

49. :P

:rofl:

:P


You leave my banana out of it, or I'll be forced to tell everyone about the time you craved a banana split and you had me.............well...............you'd just do well to bear that in mind, young lady.

[Dangerously Amused]

115. It IS true.

:loveya:

[ForrestGump]

117. *melt*

*puddle*


:loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

Confidence.

And a good heart.

[wildhorses]

30. someone's undivided attention

how rare that is...in my life anyway

[yurbud]

32. bare midriff

[Giant Robot]

54. I'll second that!

n/t

[Redstone]

34. A well-formed woman's shoulder, as seen in a 3/4 view from the back.

Can even have clothes on it. Though nice dark skin does double the effect. Black hair falling over it doesn't hurt, either.

Redstone

[swimboy]

35. bathing together.

[Ryano42]

36. Phyllis Davis...

from VEGA$! :9 :9 :9 (My puberty thanks you, love... :) ) (Judy Landers too!)

[LynneSin]

37. Men in Boxer Shorts

Sorry, briefs on men are just so fricking unsexy it's almost a turnoff. I don't care how big the bulge is I just care if you know what to do with it. Give me a man in a pair of boxers shorts, hell give me Robert Plant in boxer shorts and I'm a happy gal!

[Lochloosa]

39. the women on the bar stool next to you at 2 am

[Lefty48197]

98. They do got it going on, don't they.

.

[datasuspect]

40. my chiseled gluteal muscles

[KitchenWitch]

88. Photo please!

:9

[supernova]

41. Comfortable with himself and a good sense of humor

:D

[Tyler Durden]

43. A woman with LOTS OF BRAINS!

Gimme RAW INTELLECTUAL HORSEPOWER.

All REAL passion is intellectual.

[ScreamingMeemie]

44. MrG...coming home from work...or dressed up for something...or cuddling

with James/the dog/the cat/even his 15 year old daughter tries to squeeze in...There's just nothing that surpasses him. ;) But, I'll stop gushing.

[swimboy]

74. Dayum, Mrs. G!

I had forgotten how sexy he is!

[ScreamingMeemie]

78. Hi swimboy! I don't know how I got so lucky.

I think he looks so good with babies in his arms. :hi:

[Wapsie B]

45. A great voice, a kind heart,

intelligence, and being an insatiable flirt. :loveya:

[In_The_Wind]

47. I don't think that's asking for too much.

Good Luck Bob!

[Wapsie B]

48. Thank you Joanie.

I'll take one of those arrows for Christmas, right through my heart. :)

[RetroLounge]

46. A woman who actually SEES you.

It sucks being invisible...

RL

[lizziegrace]

67. It certainly does

spent most of my marriage as the invisible one...

[RetroLounge]

140. As I spend the remainder of mine...

:hug:

RL

[Deja Q]

52. cantaloupes and bananas, I don't know how to answer this!

I suppose namedropping celebrities is a no-no; I really don't know how to answer this one... I mean, bowling balls are not sexy. Neither is a remote control, tape measure, pan of freshly baked brownies, bottle of analgesic creme, or even a silk leaf from a bogus ficus tree. Heck, most fruit aren't sexy either.

[Ryano42]

53. Beg to differ on the brownies...

with fudge frosting...and walnuts...

Ummmm...SPROING. :9

[SOteric]

57. Intelligence, twisted wit and the perfect blend

of romance and sensuality.

[Dying Eagle]

60. My Wife

She is Pregnant right now, sexy mom glow.....I LOVE IT.....and no she doesn't read the board.

[lizziegrace]

61. A good, kind heart

faithful and understands what it means for someone to give you their heart. I know, I'm hopeless. Oh, that and playing the guitar, tight jeans and bare feet to go with that kind heart doesn't hurt either.

:evilgrin:

[Dangerously Amused]

62. KitchenWitch, I don't understand your answer.

What is it about "Discuss" that you find so sexy?

[Redstone]

63. Hey, "discuss" gets me hot, too.

I guess you either get it or you don't, sorry. Hate to see you missing out on all the fun, though.

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

68. Fine. Whatever. Go ahead and get it on with all your sexy "discuss."

I don't care.
















:cry:

[swimboy]

69. I find javelin sexier than discus.

that's just me :shrug:
But I don't want you cryin' :hug:

[Dangerously Amused]

70. Awww...

An I like your javelin a lot, too!

Even if... you know...


:blush:

[Redstone]

75. Don't cry! Tell you what, meet me at that dim, smoky bar downtown

and we'll discuss. I'll introduce you to the pleasures of pure discussion, and your life will never be the same.

You'd be surprised at my discussion stamina. I can discuss for hours tonight, then pick it right up again in the morning...

C'mon, try it...what do you have to lose?

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

92. Hee hee hee.

Okay, you're on, big guy. I'll meet you at that smokey bar. And I'm gonna wear my nice soft, off-the-shoulder sweater, here.

[Redstone]

95. Oh, my yes. And I recall your shoulders, I do.

But I believe that a warning is in order:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4462271&mesg_id=4463194

Just so you know.

Redstone

[Dangerously Amused]

97. Um yeah, I caught that.

I just wanted to see if my sweater would reduce your discuss skills to baby babble.


Yeah, I'm bad that way.


:evilgrin:

[Redstone]

100. Baby babble? You underestimate me, young lady, I mean, I, well, let me, um

tell you, you know, I could, really, but, I, you see, there's NOBODY, you know, I'm serious, it's not that, I did NOT, but it's true, I would, no, I probably wouldn't, um, damn it, you know. I know you know.

And you know that you know it, don't you?

Babble, indeed. Ha!

Redstone

[Aristus]

111. Oh wow, Dangerously!

I still daydream about your back and shoulders.

You've created a monster...... B-)

[Dangerously Amused]

120. I think the good Dr. Frankenstein would be proud,

... what with mine turning out so smart and good lookin' and all. :7


:hi:

[Aristus]

122. Aw, you're only saying that because it's true!

B-) :hi::loveya:

[Dangerously Amused]

129. But of course!

Mine pulls off a uniform like nobody's business, too. :7


:loveya:

[Aristus]

141. Maybe not so much anymore......

If I were to put it on today, it would be a little tight around the mid-section. :(

[TrogL]

71. Ab lines

[skygazer]

73. A man who works with his hands

Like a carpenter, with muscles that come from lifting and carrying, not precision exercises on a machine. In jeans and a t-shirt, with a little bit of sweat.

Whew - is it hot in here?

[WritingIsMyReligion]

76. A man who is a musician of some kind.

Or a writer, or an artist. They're all usually eccentric, so...

Muahahahahaa....

:D :P :loveya:

[RetroLounge]

86. Oh, yeah, we are most eccentric...

:hi:

RL

[redqueen]

77. Bob!

:bounce:

[Wapsie B]

79. Sounds like one lucky guy.

[redqueen]

80. Eh, that's a matter of perspective.

:hi:

[Wapsie B]

81. matter of perspective?

:hi:

[redqueen]

82. Yeah...

you know, that whole "I love him but he loves her and she loves some other guy" kinda thing.

[Wapsie B]

84. Ah yes, unrequited love.

I'll take the real thing, if and when that ever happens. Enough of these wanting what you can't have situations.

[NNadir]

83. My wife.

She turns me on.

[MountainLaurel]

85. A man in a kilt

Mmmm.

(Edited to note that relevant exceptions include homophobic whack-job religious nuts who happen to be actors.)

[LeftyMom]

87. The catch in his voice when the hormones kick in

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.:loveya:

[threehensandacow]

89. the kisses

my man gives me. being able to gasp over the same line of poetry. communicating emotions and thoughts and desire and fears and doubts. but, i have to go back to the first one, the sexiest thing i've ever experienced: his kisses. all of them. every kind. my world lives and dies in those kisses.

[Liberalynn]

90. Tall Black Haired Blue Eyed Guys

who are liberals.

Just what makes me go ga ga personally.

[Redstone]

103. Green and brown eyes (dichroic), not blue. Got the other stuff, but

fell short on the eye color, sorry.

Redstone

[ForrestGump]

104. Me!

Well, sort of.

The black is courtesy of Miss Clairol. And my blue eyes have some green, gold, and everything else in there (and, usually, a fair bit of red).

So not me at all, really. :-(

But I am tall. :-)

[sniffa]

91. bLue jeans and bare feet

:9

drives me insane. grrrrr!

[threehensandacow]

93. Yes,

i must agree with this one. defintely sexy.

[bif]

94. My wife getting dressed

With a sweater on and nothing else! Yowza! Can you say "Woody"?

[Redstone]

96. OK, I have to tell the truth. I'll fill in the blank with the word "her."

Redstone

[grateful581]

101. a woman that can ski good

[Conan_The_Barbarian]

105. Chuck Norris

There's just nothing that can compare!

[RFKHumphreyObama]

106. A woman with intelligence and self confidence

[LaraMN]

107. The scent of the opposite sex.

Especially in the crook of one's neck, when it's warm.

[donheld]

108. John Pruitt

:P :9

[mvd]

109. As I've said, I prefer..

cute or not forced sexiness, fair skin or Mediterranean-dark skin, good sense of humor, liberal, flirty, intelligent, likes music and sports. Optimal age range: 20-35.

But I'm open-minded.

[MidwestMomma]

110. Strong hands and an easy smile

:loveya:

[Vektor]

112. A certain tall blue-eyed Senator who can cover the whole small of my back

with one enormous hand, who smells like

this: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=273&topic_id=58541#58736

and has a voice like an American Alan Rickman.

Mroooowwww....:9

[Jamastiene]

113. A woman who makes a scene and looks like she just woke up

and crawled out of a garbage dumpster with no memory of how she got there. I.E. Courtney Love is one example of my idea of sexy.

OTOH, I also like a quiet type who has beautiful eyes and likes to sit and do quiet things like read, talk, and drink coffee.

OTOH, ah screw it, to me there is nothing sexier than women. Period. I just love women.

[Dangerously Amused]

116. =gasp!=

"A woman who makes a scene and looks like she just woke up and crawled out of a garbage dumpster with no memory of how she got there."


OMG! Someone thinks I'm sexy in my natural habitat!

Bless you, Jamastiene!


:hi:

[ForrestGump]

118. Hmmm......

I think Ms Amused neglected to tell me something.... :scared:


That's my natural habitat, dammit!

[Dangerously Amused]

124. Excellent! We're basically living together already, then.

Oh, by the way honey, it's your turn to take the trash in.

[ForrestGump]

125. !

:o

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Let's hear it for rent control!

[Jamastiene]

123. LOL. My FAVORITE type of woman.

Yummy. I would be honored to be all yours. I'd get on my knees and beg for women like you, gladly. :loveya:

:hi:

[Dangerously Amused]

126. Oh heavens!

No no, no begging necessary or heck, even allowed! Just come join us all in the dumpster. We have a lot of fun!





:hi:

[ForrestGump]

127. We're thinking about adding on

So there'll be plenty of room.

And, when it rains, we can go for a dip in the pool!

[Dangerously Amused]

130. Given how well the rec room turned out for the kids...

...I think a master pool suite is indeed in order.

[ForrestGump]

131. Um...honey?

Aren't you forgetting the exercise room? You promised....

[Dangerously Amused]

133. Now you KNOW I think your hot little bod...

...is just perfect the way it is. But for you... the moon.

Here you go. This particular exercise is especially good for those 6-Pack abs.

[ForrestGump]

134. You just want to

bend me over, don't you.



You're so good to me...


It's enough to make me forget the -- yes, dear, I'm going to tell them -- the horrible day when we lost our first place:



Hold me tight. Please.





Ooooo....up for some exercise?

[Dangerously Amused]

136. I do remember

...that terrible day we lost our first place and everything in it. I was so touched by those community volunteers who came together to help us replace all of our trash...




With respect to the exercise... maybe later? I planned to go relax with the kids for awhile. Why don't you join us?

[ForrestGump]

137. I think I will...

If I can get little Elvis Amused-Gump to join Clarence and Darrow...he's always in his room, that boy, playing that loud music...



And how could I forget that community spirit? It all worked out for the best...after all, how else would we have taken the leap and moved into a bigger place?



And a country getaway home?



We have been so blessed, haven't we? :hug:

[Jamastiene]

138. Nice pictures.

I'm typing one handed at this point.
:evilgrin:


































I'm eating homemade pizza on a slice of bread.

[ForrestGump]

139. Pizza?

:rofl:


Don't forget to bring some with you...we just had a new kitchen put in, complete with brick oven...

[Jamastiene]

128. I feel like I have just been invited to heaven.

:D Thank you. You are great. :loveya:

[ForrestGump]

132. If you're bringing a car, there's plenty of room for it in our three-car

garage.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

114. an intelligent woman.

[MarianJack]

149. HOLY MACKREL!

I was just about to say that!

I love brainey women. ChicaAzul is the smartest woman I've ever known!

[JackDragna]

119. Not being in a relationship.

To have freedom, to not have the indignity of putting up with the weakness of other people..nothing better than that.

[barb162]

121. Hugh Grant

self-explanatory

[hfojvt]

135. seattlegirl's long legs

well it sounded good, but, sadly, this is just speculation on my part, if not peculation.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

142. A wide-ranging original mind, a dry sense of humor, and

wicked glints in the eyes.

[edbermac]

144. Laura Bush

Different strokes...

[dback]

145. A naked man's flank (is that the word?)--just below the hip

Over from the groin, right above the thigh. Great for licking/nibbling.

Also, Collin Farrell's naked backside in "A Home at the End of the World."

[Pale Blue Dot]

148. .

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[WCGreen]

151. A good sense of humor with an open smile to go along with it....