"Kong Size your Whopper"

[underpants]

I saw that on a Burger King sign over the weekend. They have some MONSTER sized burgers for this promotion.

For clicking on this thread *FREE OF CHARGE* I have included the following. Enjoy.



Top Ten Signs Your Wife Is In Love With A Giant Monkey


10. "Seems to work late whenever the circus is in town"

9. "Can't turn on CNN without seeing her dangling from Empire State Building"

8. "There are several enormous footprints next to the hot tub"

7. "Your American Express bill shows 2,000 dollar charge from Chiquita"

6. "Complains you never pick her up and hold her in the palm of your hand"

5. "Was riveted by Dr. Phil episode "I'm In Love With A Giant Monkey"

4. "You notice a hair on her sweater and it's eight feet long"

3. "She's legally changed her name to Connie Kong"

2. "Your baby is a dead ringer for Chewbacca"

1. "The house smells chimpy"


http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/archive/ls_topten_archive2005/ls_topten_archive_20051214.shtml

[Hugin]

1. It's obvious from this list David Letterman has been doing some spying on

my wife.

Dumpster diving!

*Haaarrrummph!*

[underpants]

3. "Your baby is a dead ringer for Chewbacca"

:bounce:

[Hugin]

8. Naw, my daughter is a dead ringer for Fay Wray...

She looks just like the little lady!

[Deja Q]

2. Do you know how many lewd double entendres are in that list?

:rofl:

[Horus45]

4. Just a side note...

That new "Kong Size Whopper" nutritional info:

Total Fat - 82g
Total Calories - 1230
Calories from fat - 740

[LynneSin]

5. Can I get a side of Lipitor with that Kong-size Whooper please

:shrug:

[Kire]

6. thanks for posting this

I had quite a chuckle.

[underpants]

7. This was a classic Top Ten

:bounce:

[ET Awful]

9. What if your whopper is already Kong sized?

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

10. He

hehehe :evilgrin: