Liberal Pick Up Lines....

[Wetzelbill]

Ok, let's see what you all have to add to this. I'll start it off.


Hey baby, I'd like to do to you what Bush is doing to our country. (yeah, if I ever really said that I'd be shot)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

1. You are sexier than Chelsea Clinton. (nt)

[Parrcrow]

2. I'll enhance your peace, if you'll disarm my soldier. n/t

[Wetzelbill]

3. Once you go elitist you never go back...

:: groan ::

I'm not even trying. Maybe I should :)

[matcom]

4. hey baby, i'm like PETA

you'll find no 'fur' on ME!

:hide:

[JVS]

5. Fur is murder!

;-)

[ForrestGump]

6. Hey,

Omigod! He's wearing a Democratic Underground T-shirt! Let's take him now, girls! Let me at him! No, me first!! (actual response recorded from transcript of Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders encounter with a DU male)

[Initech]

7. Hey baby, how'd you like to see a REALLY Merry Xmas?

[Parrcrow]

8. "Season's Greetings"

apparently.

[XemaSab]

16. Two weeks ago in the fabric store

I said "Happy Holidays" to a woman and almost made her pee, she was laughing so hard.

She was a white woman buying Kwanzaa fabric-- obvious Liberal.

[Wetzelbill]

9. I got the stiffness of Al Gore and the stiffness of Bill Clinton...

[XemaSab]

22. Hey, *I* saw that cover of Rolling Stone

The stiffness of Al Gore is nothing to be ashamed of! :D

[lady raven]

24. Wow, *I* missed something...

Apparently something big?

[sexybomber]

26. Ginormous.

Gore and RollingStone both claim there was no airbrushing of any part of his anatomy, but I find that hard to believe.

I mean, you've got regular people, then me, then a horse, then Gore.

...Apparently.

[Jamastiene]

31. Anybody got a picture link for that?

All this talk has gotten me curious.

[Common Sense Party]

33. Here:

http://www.rollingstone.com/photos/gallery/image/_/id/5392350/imageSize/large/image/20

"And, we've got these enormous, y'know, armadillos in our trousers." -- Nigel Tufnel

[lady raven]

39. wow

that's about it.

[XemaSab]

29. Oh yeah....

you missed out. :D

do a google image search for this:

+"al gore" +"rolling stone"

:D

[GumboYaYa]

10. I would ask you to have....

sex with me, but that would be succumbing to repressive masculine language that supplants real discussion for violence-laden gender domination.

[sendero]

13. ...unless...

.... you're into that sort of thing :)

[GumboYaYa]

41. ROFLMAO, that's good.

I've been married too long, I forgot how to close the deal.

[tigereye]

11. hey, let's go in the back and discuss politics!

( I actually said this once - in high school.) ;)

[mwooldri]

12. May I check out your Bush?

Because all I've seen is bad Bush all the time - I want some good Bush.

[mwooldri]

14. Here's one that apparently works:

I can't believe I've been hear the entire evening with all these beautiful people and the moment I find 'The One', all I have time to say is "good bye".

[ronnykmarshall]

15. Hey stud boy ...

let's go back to my place and advance the "gay agenda".

[ForrestGump]

35. All right

Wow! :o

That is a potent one!

And I'm not even gay....at least, I wasn't until I saw your posting. Now, who knows? :D

[LaurenG]

17. Ok but don't yell at me for this one, since it's Christmas

"Wow nice package, is that for me"? :hide:

[lovelaureng]

18. Why yes it is little lady, care to unwrap it.

:evilgrin:

[LaurenG]

20. OOPs Hi husband

:hi: Do not get this thread locked, K.

[lovelaureng]

23. Love ya, K!

:hug: :thumbsup:

[DS1]

19. If I were a chick and someone said that to me

I'd say "What's that like then? Do I end up broke, diseased, and livin in my car?" :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. 'Wanna go hug some trees?'

"But before you answer, my bite's a lot more fun than their bark."

[Jade Fox]

25. You know, casual sex really pisses off the Christian Right...

so don't you think it's pretty much your duty?

[bif]

27. I'm gay but I want to be convinced otherwise.

[leftofthedial]

28. hey baby, wanna get liberal with each other?

[MnFats]

30. Wanna see my yule log? n't

[drhilarius]

32. "Hey, baby, let's get together and bash bush"...

"I think it's time to enforce affirmative action...in my pants."

"It takes a Bush and a Dick to fuck things up."

"I'm for early withdrawal from the Green Zone, but in your case I'll make an exception."

[LostInAnomie]

34. Hey baby, wanna check out my big environmentally friendly weiner?

I thought you would. ;-)

[WCGreen]

36. I firmly believe that a woman should.....

Always come first.....

[In_The_Wind]

37. That is the best pick up line ...

Works like a charm. :P

[In_The_Wind]

38. That is the best pick up line ...

Works like a charm. :P

[Starbucks Anarchist]

40. Wanna practice some REAL gun control?

:hide:

[Ron Mexico]

42. I'd really like to show you my new social program and

redistribute some of my holdings.