Do men really care if they are real or fake?

[KitchenWitch]

:evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. I'm fake

And I'm ambivalent to it. :shrug:

[LaraMN]

2. I dunno- my husband says I "better not" ever get fake ones.

He claims he REALLY doesn't like them; but he doesn't care for anything above a C-cup or so, anyway.

[JVS]

3. It's all on a case-by-case basis. For a free evaluation PM me

[leftofthedial]

4. I l-o-v-e real ones

fake ones are just so republican

[ForrestGump]

5. I've never played with a fake pair (if you're talking about what I think

you're talking about), unless you count having my hands placed on a few as a side-effect of my current occupation. But I don't think it would matter to me, at all. Same with cup size, or shape, or whatver. And I understand that some implants are better than others in terms of feeling 'lifelike.'

I sure like real ones well enough, though. :-)

[mcctatas]

6. Are ya talkin' orgasms or breasts?!

in either case I think the answer is no.:evilgrin:

[Shine]

18. That was my exact question, too!! Great minds....

and I agree, NO on both counts.

REAL all the way!!!!

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

43. I meant both!

I like how you think!

:evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

63. Well, it was your post...

Great minds think alike and all that!:toast:

[LSK]

7. i prefer real

Most fakes dont look good.

[LSK]

8. we are talking about paintings right?

:evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Fake = bad

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. I thought we were talking about *men*

from the structure of the question.

Do men really care if they are real or fake?

So what are we talking about? :shrug:

[LSK]

11. paintings

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

12. Oh

Like I could tell the difference. :crazy:

[RevCheesehead]

22. Grammar nazi.

:P (actually, I thought that, too.)

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. Occupational hazard

Okay, serious answer (now that I'm advised of the real nature of the question):

I prefer nature in all things human, but it would depend on why they're fake. If I knew a woman who had self-esteem issues because she was small-busted (or non-busted after a mastectomy) and I couldn't convince her that she isn't her breasts, I would not try to stop her from getting an augmentation — as long as she was absolutely sure it's what she wanted.

But a woman who's already "healthy" and just wants to impress the guys (or the girls) — no. I just don't get that.

By the same token, I wouldn't discourage a woman from getting a reduction.

[RevCheesehead]

31. That's a good answer.

Maybe the best advice for people is "just be yourself, and be happy with who you are." (and stop with that coveting, it ain't healthy.)

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Is coveting confessable?

And which is worse, coveting or lusting?







I only coveted a little bit... :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

35. Coveting is one of the top 10...

but people often misunderstand it. It literally should be translated as "keep your hands off other people's stuff," or "don't try to keep up with the Jones'."

I will have to ponder the rest of your question.
Yes. Pondering is good. :)

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. Oh... *hands*

That's different. I didn't actually touch her it that which I coveted. It was only a photo.



k... a few photos. :blush:



But, see... I was tempted.


Why do DU women have to be so :loveya:? It ain't fair!

[MrScorpio]

13. Yes

Real is ALWAYS better

AL-WAYS!

[Wapsie B]

14. Yes I do.

I don't care if a woman is flat chested or nearly so. Natural is best. Now if it's an implant after breast cancer surgery that's cool. That I can understand. But to implant these oversized basoombas just to have an oversized chest is a turn off to me.

[Jamastiene]

15. I don't think they do.

Most of the men that openly talk to me say they just care if they are the size they want them. Ahem, am I sexist if I say that all men really want is a pulse and a place to "play" except in some cases where the pulse is optional?

[RevCheesehead]

23. "where the pulse is optional.."

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

26. It is true, ya know.

:shrug:
:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

27. I'll take your word for it.

It's been a while since I've felt a, um..., a pulse. ;)

[Jamastiene]

28. Hehe. LOL.

Good one, Rev.

This is gross, but true.
I learned a lot when I was doing the Jeffrey Dahmer research paper in school. My options were the KKK, nazi medical experiments and Dahmer. Out of that bunch I was supposed to pick one. I started doing the preliminary research online. Dahmer gagged me the least of the three. Well, I learned way more than I ever want to know.

Let's just say that apparently, the pulse is optional in more cases than many think it is. In other words, he was not the only one into the pulseless "scene."<Jamastien shivers at the thought.>

[RevCheesehead]

30. Ewww...

We Wisconsinners don't go there... way too close to home. :scared:

[Jamastiene]

39. Hard to believe you had someone like that

in your midst. He was horrendous. We have had our share of serial killers down this way too, some of them still pretty horrendous too especially when it comes to the things they did to children. I have always wanted to be an investigator or lab type person who helps catch those types of criminals. I am a huge amateur crime investigator.

Don't worry about Dahmer, though. He's the rare case of extreme fuckedupness and he's gone now. :hug:

[postulater]

65. We had Ed Gein too

[REP]

16. The Men I Know Just Say "No" To Fakes

Then again, I'm a DD...

[Goblinmonger]

60. Well, hello there

:evilgrin:

[eeyore]

17. I think gravity was invented for a reason...

and that defying it is just plain wrong.

It's plain old freaky when a woman is laying on her back and it looks like she has two perfectly rounded grapefruits sitting on top of her chest.

But hey, whatever...to each their own.

[dpbrown]

19. Real.

Fake is a waste of time.

:evilgrin:

[Robeson]

20. I don't believe in discrimination. I rejoice in both.....

...:-)

[WCGreen]

21. Fake is for show....

Real makes it grow.....

[Vektor]

24. IMHO, no. Mine are minuscule, and I've never had any complaints.

I think they are just happy to meet them regardless.

[HEyHEY]

25. Yes, I dislike fake ones

[Langis]

32. I hate fake ones

I can't even see myself dating someone with them. It's a huge turn off for me.

[hfojvt]

34. I care

Getting fake seems to me that it demonstrates that she cares more about outward appearances than about the life of the mind or the heart, or about the suffering in the world. I would rather that she spent that money on a trip to Europe or a college course and so had some interesting stories to tell.

[Porcupine]

37. Since when do men get to choose? We takes whats offered

and thank the lord for the opportunity. Well at least I think that's how its supposed to work. I'm kind of an Oscar the Grouch person with a Fozzy Bear body so I don't know.

[kwassa]

52. Truer words were never spoken

"We takes whats offered and thank the lord for the opportunity"

[MrSlayer]

38. No.

Unless it's a really bad job.

[CanuckAmok]

40. okay, understand this....

...if they exist, they're "real". Their origin matters not so much. I've played with both kinds, and the deciding factor, for me on a purely physical level is whether or not they smell like cigarette smoke.

[Digit]

41. I've got way too much up top, wish I had less

I had to put up with the "what is worse than a hurricane" routine in 6th grade no less.
I have what I have.

I think the actress in Will and Grace (I forget her name at the moment), is sexy as all get out.
She does not have an abundance in the way of breasts, but I would trade my body for hers in a heartbeat and I would not enhance the breasts.

[realisticphish]

42. Yes indeed

oh sure, at a glance, it doesn't matter at all. But I don't want to be with someone who was so obsessed with bodily "perfection"

[purr]

44. I got short changed in that dept.

If I had an extra 5k laying around..

[KitchenWitch]

45. I would gladly donate some of mine to your cause

if that were possible...I am a DD and I would like to be a B.

[entanglement]

46. self delete

:evilgrin:

[DanCa]

47. Beauty is really only skin deep allthough I dont want to go much deeper

In all seriousness though I am much more attracted to personality than physicality on the whole.

[lukasahero]

48. Given the answers on this thread one wonders how/why

Pamela Anderson is so famous... Just sayin'...

[Porcupine]

66. You use big bait to catch big fish. Hungry little fish just watch

the free meat swim by. Some women, like one in my office with some serious plastic, are only interested in the big fish.

Us little fish with little wallets just get swatted down.

[Deja Q]

49. As long as they work, I suppose?

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

50. It's all about the GLITTER. Just ask matcom.

:hi:

[ET Awful]

51. I'll take real every time, no exceptions.

And that applies to pretty much any "they" you wish to apply the real or fake description to.

[kwassa]

53. Fake boobs look like fake boobs

They are pretty easy to spot in the movies. I've never encountered them, um, first-hand, so to speak.

They are a major turn-off.

[NewJeffCT]

59. there is a wide variety in quality...

As somebody who frequented gentleman's clubs while going through a divorce, there is a huge difference in quality. Some implants look almost real, while others are obviously fake. (and, many who knew my ex-wife in her early 20s thought she had fakes one, though they were all real...)

There is also a difference in how much bigger the implants make the bra size - if you go from a C cup to a D cup, you will likely still look fairly natural. However, if you go from a B cup to a DD, even the best surgeon can only make them look so real.

[bleedingheart]

54. I have heard it said..."more than a mouthful is too much"

:evilgrin: and my hubby concurs...

haahahahahah

[NewJeffCT]

55. I think most men prefer real boobs... but

However, I think guys like the look of implants when a woman's clothes are on, because you can't always tell if they're fake or not... and, if it gets to the point where you're both naked and you find out for sure, most guys won't really care if they're fake. After all, they're just about to get some.

[nickinSTL]

56. I much prefer real

I could understand it if getting them was after having cancer, or something similar...but just for vanity...that in itself is a turnoff.

But, I certainly wouldn't judge a woman just by her breasts, fake or real, large or small.

Just an aside, I tend to prefer real ones, and not very big...nothing bigger than a C, anyway (B's are best).

[Greyhound]

57. At my age, or more relevantly, the women my age that I date(d)

I like either the sport models or fake. Gravity sucks! :rofl:

[edbermac]

58. I totally HATE plastics boobs!

No matter how big or small, I only go for home grown...

[Left Is Write]

61. You mean Christmas trees, right?

Right?

:hi:

[Horus45]

62. I prefer real, no matter how small, fake breasts feel fake

Why some women think they need big breasts is beyond me, but I'm a bald man who refuses to wear a rug on my head.
So I guess it's all about one's self esteem.
I am not bothered by my baldness, in fact it's liberating, I am no longer bothered by caring for my hair. I don't even buy shampoo anymore.

[Catch22Dem]

64. I prefer real, but that's not what you asked.

No, I don't care if they're fake.