On Fox this Tuesday: "An American Idol Christmas"

[NightTrain]

All I can say is, :puke: :mad: :hurts: :grr: :scared: :nuke: :thumbsdown:

If you know what I mean!

[tjdee]

1. Well, Clay Aiken singing "Little Drummer Boy" ala Bowie is enough to ...

:puke:

But he's doing it on the Nick At Nite thing, not on the American Idol thing.

Clay's alright, seems like a nice guy, but Bowie he is not.

[ZoCrowes]

2. I saw the commercials during the Simpsons

I swear to chris that it is a sign of the apocalypse. You have that stupid Paris Hilton show and now this. THE END IS NIGH!

[LTR]

4. I've seen the Paris Hilton show

Bad camera work. I mean, everything is green.

And it's only 3 minutes long.

But she is a sexual dynamo!

On edit: Whoops! Wrong Paris Hilton show!

[Fenris]

3. THings I'd rather do than watch the American Idol Christmas special

1. Play Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" on loop at an unreasonable volume through headphones.

2. Vote Republican.

3. Undergo gastroinstestinal surgery without a local anesthetic.

4. Watch a triple feature: Crossroads, Glitter, and Gigli.

5. Blind myself with quicklime and deafen myself with a kabob-spear.

6. Spend an evening with Barabas Bush and George Sr.

7. Call old girlfriends and listen to them talk about how great their lives are.

8. Drain the oil from my engine directly into my mouth.

9. Attend a class at Liberty University.

10. Two words: Recreational Colonic.

[CSI Willows]

5. You've got to be kidding me

*speechless*

[Faygo Kid]

6. Take me now, Lord. I am ready.

Surely martyrdom is preferable to the execrable butchering of the holiday music we grew up with and loved. All of them Celine Dion wannabes. Yes, take me now, Lord.