liberalitch
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Tue Dec-20-05 08:48 AM
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I have the legal authority to kick in your door..... |
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eat all your scooby snacks and erase your answering machine. Congress has been briefed on this at least 12 times.
What do you have the legal authority to do?
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swimboy
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Tue Dec-20-05 08:52 AM
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1. I am authorised to take candy from the mouths of children and |
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make the young girls cry. I can tell children lies about their parents, their teachers, and their religious instructors. I can make you learn one hundred Bible verses by heart, even entire Psalms.
And all because of 9/11.
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liberalitch
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Tue Dec-20-05 08:54 AM
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3. Now you can even carry a plastic knife on a plane |
Commie Pinko Dirtbag
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Tue Dec-20-05 08:53 AM
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2. Buy a 18 year old a beer in front of 487 armed policemen. |
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Suck it up, college freshmen in the Land of the "Free".
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lpbk2713
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Tue Dec-20-05 10:19 AM
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4. I am empowered to enter your house in the dead of night ..... |
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and rip the tags off of every one of your pillows.
So you'd better watch it.
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LaraMN
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Tue Dec-20-05 10:22 AM
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5. To stop traffic, exit my car, and ask random people in other vehicles |
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if my "butt looks big" in whatever I happen to be wearing.
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LynneSin
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Tue Dec-20-05 10:26 AM
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6. I have legal authority to delete all of your posts and replace them |
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with pro-Led Zeppelin prose!
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LSK
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Tue Dec-20-05 10:28 AM
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7. no no no, only the King can do that |
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You are just a mere peasant. Now back to the fields you!
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LynneSin
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Tue Dec-20-05 10:30 AM
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8. I have legal authority to turn off & on DU sig-lines at a whims notice |
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Right now, I just don't feel like looking at them so I turned em all off. Maybe if all of you suck up to me I'll bring em back for a bit this afternoon!
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texas1928
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Tue Dec-20-05 10:34 AM
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9. I have the Authority to... |
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Write the songs that make the whole world sing...
Write the songs of fancy-free..
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ghostsofgiants
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Tue Dec-20-05 10:42 AM
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10. I have the legal authority to wave the four-four... |
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While all you hear is poppa don't hit me no more.
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