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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:00 AM
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Time for another stupid joke-off!
This one is inspired by another thread.



what do you call a Smurf with his pants down?














Blue Moon.


:eyes:
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Cathyclysmic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:55 AM
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1. THE RABBIT




A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out
across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately
the rabbit jumps right in front of the car.


The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see what has become of the rabbit.


Much to his dismay, the rabbit is dead.
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry..!


A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.


She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong

"I feel terrible," he explains, I accidentally hit this rabbit
and killed it."

The blonde says, "Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can.

She walks over to the limp, dead rabbit, bends down,
and sprays the contents onto the rabbit.

The rabbit jumps up, waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away the rabbit stops, turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves,
hops another ten feet, turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished.

He runs over to the woman and demands,
"What is in that can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says...

(Are you ready for this?)





(Are you sure?)





(This is bad!)





(You know you could just click off
and not read the punch line....)







(You know you're gonna be sorry)





(Last chance)





(OK, here it is)




It says,



"Hair Spray - Restores life to dead hair,
adds permanent wave."










:hi:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:56 AM
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2. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?









it was dead.
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 10:58 AM
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3. Two peanuts were walking down the street.
And one of them was assaulted.
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ChoralScholar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-21-05 11:30 AM
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4. Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
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He worked it out with a pencil.
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