I spent 24 hours prancing around naked and farting on a sleeping guy

[DS1]

Ask him nothing

:hide:

[matcom]

1. cheater

x(

[Crazy Guggenheim]

2. So that wasn't dream!! I kicked your ass didn't I?

:popcorn:

[DS1]

5. You snorted a couple times and turned over, then slept with your

mouth wiiiide open. Consider yourself lucky.

[WCGreen]

3. Well it is the Solstice....

[SOteric]

4. I'm reconsidering my affection for you.

:P

[DS1]

8. Do you have something you'd like to vent?

Gases, perhaps? We can sing a lovely duet, together - we enough beans we could even pull off Inagodadavida in E Flat

[matcom]

10. you two are so sweet together

i want to see the wedding pics :7

[SOteric]

11. I keep telling you: Hot chicks don't fart.

We just explode when we turn 60.

[DS1]

12. 60? You said it was 50? What are you, the MTA?

:hide:

[SOteric]

13. No I didn't say 50, I said 60. And how would you know anyway,

you were passed out drunk at the time and I was prancing around nekkid farting on you.

[DS1]

14. I videotaped the whole thing

People who bought copies kept emailing me asking what that odd clapping sound was now and then, but as I sold it as merely a dance tape, and not the Incan Naked Farting Ritual of Gold, I merely replied "No Refunds"

[SOteric]

15. I expect to be seeing

some evidence of royalties in my Christmas gift this year.

[DS1]

16. Royalties? I suppose she would count as more than one person,

but I assure you, the princess is nowhere to be seen on this tape - thanks to some spectacular lightwave-unbending CGI technology.

[SOteric]

17. You are getting such a spanking.

:spank:

[DS1]

18. Maybe Redstone would like to donate his kickass new camera for that

:*

[merh]

6. And you are telling us this because .....

:freak:

TMI -- :scared:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

7. Umm, okay. Beats slashing tires, I guess.

[StaggerLee]

19. Or Barbies

:freak:

[In_The_Wind]

9. Oh My!

[WCGreen]

20. Shouldn't that be oh deer.....

[In_The_Wind]

21. It could be ...

Anything you want it to be My Dear