I touched Wes Clark's crotch

[Mobius]

When I saw him at a town meeting in jan of 2004, people crowded around him. I shook his hand, and then someone in the crowd bumped me, and my hand brushed against his no no spot. I thought I was gonna die right there. Eat your heart out ladies...

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. He didn't kick your ass???

:popcorn:

[Mobius]

9. leave me alone popcorn man

I have a horny soldier on webcam with his shirt off

[Crazy Guggenheim]

11. Jeff is that you?

[Mobius]

12. No Im not jeff

sorry

[Dinger]

2. You Little Dickins

Brag brag brag. Well, we practically hugged!
O.K., so it was he had his arm around me, and mine was around him, but I'll call it an embrace.

[Mobius]

5. ha ha ha

I touched his crotch! you didnt!
check this out Ding:
http://www.isobelgoudie.com/gallery/army.html

http://www.isobelgoudie.com/gallery/childhood.html

and this is the hme page that doesnt link to anything yet, because I still have the Wes "family" and "campaign" galleries to make:

http://www.isobelgoudie.com/americanson.html

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

3. Ooookaaay. Thanks for sharing that.

[Mobius]

6. no prob

:D

[Robeson]

4. Did you wash your hand?....I think you could make a lot of money....

...because some people would pay big bucks to just touch your hand....:P !

[NMMNG]

7. Oh yeah? Well, Suzanne Westenhoefer grabbed my ass

when I went to her show this past October. Suzanne is a fairly famous lesbian comic...

Her television appearances include, The Late Show with David Letterman, Comedy Central, Evening at the Improv, Caroline’s Comedy Hour and Politically Incorrect. Her HBO comedy special, the first by an openly gay comic, was nominated for a Cable Ace award

Her live engagements include theatres, clubs, colleges, large fundraisers, and social events across the USA and Canada. Suzanne continues to perform over 100 live comedy concerts a year. She is currently touring with a new show that has no name, but she’s open to suggestions

In-between shows and being on the road, Suzanne has acted in independent films , co- hosted fundraisers (Project Angelfood) with Eric McCormack, hosted and headlined at the Montreal Comedy Festival, and appeared on HBO’s Arli$$. Suzanne was nominated for the prestigious GLAAD media award for best Los Angeles theatrical production. (A first for stand-up.)

Suzanne most recently toured with The Indigo Girls. She also taped a stand up special “Live From The Village” for BRAVO HD and DVD release and can also be seen in the independent release “Laughing Matters” on DVD. She frequently appears as a “Talking Head” on a variety of television shows which include: “E! Entertainment”, VHI and Country Music Television.

http://www.suzannew.com/bio.html

[Mobius]

8. Billy idol put my bra down his pants

i saw him when i was 18, front row, threw my bra up on stage and he out it down his pants.
beat that

[Robeson]

10. O.K. My mom went to see Tom Jones years ago, so that she....

...could throw her panties on stage. I never asked her if she actually did. Some things about our parents, we just don't want to know...:scared:

[Mobius]

13. Newsflash

PAERENTS HAVE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE TOO

[Robeson]

15. NO!!! I always thought I was an immaculate conception......

....:D

[Mobius]

16. So you think you are a diety or something?

:shrug:

[Robeson]

17. Well, not like Wes Clark, but, you know, close.....

...:P

[Mobius]

19. Robespierre was a sissy

:D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. They do if they want to be parents!

And you know, having children is hereditary....

If your parents didn't have any, then you won't have any either.....

Jus' sayin'......

[Robeson]

21. Very existential Cal Peg.....

...which leads to the question: If our parents never had children, do we really exist?...:freak:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. *Um* NO! We don't.....but ...but....

We DO exist! Therefore, our parents did have children: US!

As you say, very existential!

:yourock: :hug:

[Robeson]

28. And may I forward a.....

...Holiday :hug: to you too!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

29. Ah, my dear Robeson! You may indeed, my dear!

And here's one for you, as well: :hug:

Blessings on you......

[Mobius]

37. uh

This thread is for Wes fondling, try to stay on topic...:P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

40. Well.....excuuuuuusse me for thread-jacking!

Phooey.......:kick:

[Mobius]

41. owwww

you didn't have to kick me! :cry:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

45. I'm sorry!

The kick was NOT aimed at you....stupid horse! I told them to hold it over there.......away from you.....

Here, have some kisses.....:* :* :* :* Is that all better now? I hope so!

[Mobius]

46. A little more to the left

:D

[NMMNG]

14. I can't

Yet. :evilgrin:

[Wapsie B]

20. ........

:popcorn:

[Rhiannon12866]

22. Thank you! You made me laugh!

I like Wes Clark as much as the next person, think he's a brilliant man, but I have never once fantasized about touching his crotch, I swear, LOL! But more power to you!:D

[Mobius]

23. The man is Hotness incarnate

:evilgrin:

[Rhiannon12866]

30. Is he really?! I have a friend who I think had a crush on him, as well.

She was definitely a Clark supporter. Thank you for sharing, and I promise to take a second look, LOL! But one thing I can guarantee you is that I'll never look at him, or his crotch, the same way, again!:evilgrin:

[Mobius]

31. :)

[Rhiannon12866]

38. OMG! Where did you find that pic?!

Okay, I give, he's a really handsome man. Do I dare send this to my friend?!:shrug::evilgrin:

[Mobius]

42. If you call yourself a friend

you MUST send it to her.
I had lost this pick, after a horrible system failure a while back, but then some gracious DUer found it again for me.

[Rhiannon12866]

50. WOW! And you've been through a lot, to keep it.

I guess you are a serious admirer of Gen. Clark! Yikes! And I'll take your advice and will send this to my friend, and am thanking you, in advance, for her. She's a member of DU, but hasn't posted for awhile, so I guess that I'd better e-mail this. Pronto, LOL!:D

[Vektor]

43. OH GOOD LORD.

That is NOT too shabby.

[Mobius]

47. no lie!

:wow:

[Mobius]

48. Check this one out

[Vektor]

49. That is amazing....

I have never seen a picture of him at that age! What gorgeous eyes.

[JVS]

24. Were you magically healed of all illnesses?

[Mobius]

32. Why YES,

yes I was! :o

[Vektor]

26. Wow! That's pretty awesome.

I totally wished I had shown the courage to fondle the WMD when I met John Kerry, but Teresa would have put me down for a dirt nap.

[Mobius]

33. It was Fate that made that person bump into me

and create the magical moment. *wipes tear*

[Vektor]

34. I wish fate had intervened in a similar manner

in my situation. Lucky you! It was meant to be.

Were you able to gauge any, er, "dimensions"?

[Mobius]

36. well I didn't grab at him

as much as I wanted to, I restrained myself out of respect for Gert, who is awesome.
OMG, WHY DO HORSES SUDDENLY COME TO MY MIND???

[Vektor]

39. I feel your pain.

OMG. I absolutely LOVE Teresa, therefore I refrained from, well, showing my full appreciation for my favorite Senator's um, "hidden strengths".

[libodem]

27. I stood next to John Dean this summer

I tried to get someone to take our picture but both shots came out cloudy.

[Mobius]

35. I have a 90 min stump speech

from the front row on video, and i have to get off my lazy ass, and get this video capture deal working so i can upload clips for you guys.
Also, I made the Milwaukee paper, standing next to Wes, but you can only see me from the side. I was about 30 seconds after my moment of Ecstasy with him :loveya:

[Vektor]

44. 30 seconds?

He may have still had some turgor.

[Mobius]

51. And now I have dedicated a site to him!

http://www.isobelgoudie.com/americanson.html

[KingFlorez]

52. You touched someone who could be the President?

Don't let the Freepers and Fundies find out, they'll use it to try and impeach him if he ever becomes president.

[Mobius]

53. Its ok

he didnt inhale