Little Blue Pill

[MadisonProgressive]

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug
store and asked the pharmacist for the little blue "Viagra" pill.

The pharmacist asked "How many?"

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into
four pieces."

The pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you
through sex."

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past eighty years old and I don't even
think about sex much anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I
don't pee on my new golf shoes."