FReeper: Santa is Republican

[Zuni]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1545354/posts

[LynneSin]

1. Yes he is

Santa is everything that is wrong about a holiday based on the birth of a man who lead a non-violent civil disobience movement to make life better for the poor while overthrowing the elders of the church.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

2. There. Is. A. Registered. FR. User. Called. Pinochet.

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

[Bassic]

7. Oh. my. god.

He probably thinks that coomie bastard Allende got what was coming to him for messin with US interests over there. Piece of shit.


Fucking waste of good oxygen.... :banghead:

[LynneSin]

9. Allende and the thousands of other Chileans that dissappeared

:puke:

[Bassic]

11. What a fucking tool

I can't believe there are still such ignorant people. Argh!

:puke:

[Orsino]

3. He sure is.

All those gifts he promises? They're purchased and delivered by others.

But he's doin' a heckuva job.

[Redstone]

4. Those people really, really, REALLY need help.

We manage to have some pretty vacuous discussions here (but at least it's generally when we're tired or have been drinking), but that, that is possibly the single most inane topic for discussion I've ever seen.

Redstone

[MiniMandaRuth]

5. Somebody said Cheney was cute.

Where the hell did I leave my eyesoap?

[Bassic]

12. They said what?

Who in their right mind.....

[LynneSin]

13. Well, he's kinda sexy here......

[MiniMandaRuth]

16. Not... going... to... say... it...

No... No... Must.... resist... Must... resist....

ARGH!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LynneSin]

22. Have you burned your eyes out yet with a fire poker

I have

:cry:

[asthmaticeog]

6. I can kind of relate to the "Democratic Santa" photoshop...

:thumbsup:

Thanks, Freeper!

[DS1]

10. I was just about to post that, copied address to clipboard

:D

To use their "argument" against them, Santa will give Americans lumps of coal because they voted down ANWR and now some jobs won't be created near where he lives - BUT - Canada has OK'd group sex, so Canada is gonna get hooked up with XBOX 360s, 60 inch plasma screens, and a Porsche for everyone of driving age :D

[Left Is Write]

8. Uh, not in this house, he's not.

I'm pretty sure I know where the stocking presents come from, and I'm pretty sure the person who fills the stockings has punched a card for every Democratic presidential candidate since 1984.

:D

[pdx_prog]

14. This one is the absolute best....

Santa Claus is another matter. He's cute. He's nonthreatening. He's always cheerful. Sounds like Cheney.

OMG....that's exactly what I think of Cheney! CUTE, NON-THREATENING, and CHEERFUL!

[kick-ass-bob]

15. *SNARF*

Yeah, that's Santy Claus!

[ET Awful]

28. He's cute, nonthreatening, he wears a field parka and work boots to

Holocaust memorials.

[dubyaD40web]

17. Of course Santa is a Republican.

Everybody knows that.

He see's you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you been bad or good.

BECAUSE HE TAPPED YOUR F*CKING PHONE!!!

[Love Bug]

18. Oh, please. If Santa were a republican he'd break in your house

and steal your shit. Y'know, like the Grinch!

[johnnie]

19. "He sees you when you're sleeping...

...he knows when you're awake". Yup, he is a Republican. They seem to have no problem with wiretaps.

[tjwash]

20. Figures anyone who supports bush* would still believe in Santa Claus...

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. LOL check out their "Democratic Santa"

[ET Awful]

27. Hell, works for me. Can I be Santa next year?

:evilgrin:

[Straight Shooter]

23. If Santa were a Repub, he would send you a bill for the gift you got. n/t

[Parrcrow]

24. but Jesus was a liberal. n/t

[Initech]

25. What the fuck is this picture of Santa Claus?

[ET Awful]

26. Well, judging by the way he's holding the gun, the only appendage

that could possibly reach the trigger is his thumb. This is indicative of someone preparing to inflict grievous harm on themselves. That Santa is suicidal.