What happens when you give a Christmas tree beer instead of water?

[MiniMandaRuth]

Just wondering.

I need something to do. Now.

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Just post incredibly lame polls.

Works for me.

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!

[supernova]

3. It would still dry out, I would think

because alcohol is a diuretic. And any liquid will evaporate even faster than water.

[TK421]

5. The tree would do fine, but make sure it's a Canadian beer

feed it Budweiser or Coors and you might end up killing the poor thing

[MiniMandaRuth]

7. Hahahaha...

We all know that canadian stuff is better than ours...

[hfojvt]

9. you mean there's a difference between Bud, Coors, and

water?

I thought Canadians said those beers were like making love in a canoe.

[TK421]

12. Lol...I'm a fan of Canadian beer, and I never heard it put that way

so true, though :toast:

[ghostsofgiants]

15. How would giving it American beer kill it?

Isn't that stuff just water with golden colouring added?

[TK421]

20. With just a hint of toxic waste....

[kick-ass-bob]

21. HEY!

You're right.

:P

[johnnie]

4. It starts pining for every person it sees

"I love you man.. I love you."

[Lars39]

8. lol

Thanks, I needed that laugh. :D

[johnnie]

11. You're welcome

It's a bit obscure. Does anyone say "pine" anymore?..Lol

[Lars39]

18. It'll probably become the word of the day now. :^)

[merh]

10. LOL

:rofl:


:applause:

[Shell Beau]

6. It might be good!

:shrug:

I know some people who put Sprite instead of water. My husband puts sugar in the water!!

[Wapsie B]

13. I know beer is supposed to be good for grass.

I remember a gardner talking about that.

[Shell Beau]

14. No, that is drinking beer with grass!

:P :smoke: :beer:







:silly:

[Wapsie B]

16. Now that's my kind of girl!

:beer:

Got a light?

:smoke:

[Shell Beau]

17. But of course!

[Beer Snob-50]

19. I don't see a problem

howevr, to make it live long and strong, I recommend a good american beer like sam adams or maybe a sierra nevada.

are you old enough to be discussing beers btw?

[XemaSab]

24. Sierra Nevada for sure

n/t

[MiniMandaRuth]

27. Umm... I just got bored right now...

And I started to wonder...

[ProfessorGAC]

22. It Tips Kind Of Sideways

The Professor

[Ivan Sputnik]

23. It gets tipsy?

Might be an interesting experiment.

[newyawker99]

25. Maybe this?

[pitohui]

26. they prefer vodka

i will share my secret recipe for putting roots back on xmas trees and allowing them to live on in yr yard for many yrs

on second thought i won't share it, but one of the ingredients is vodka (the cheapest will do, they're a cheap drunk) and liquid chlorophyll from the health food store

beer i never tried