I have never asked for DU's help before but I need it now :(

[johnnie]

Can you all come here and help me clean this friggin' house? I'm not motivated and I am having my annual new years party here and this place is a mess :hi:

[kick-ass-bob]

1. FUCK NO!

but I'll send you a hug instead.
:hug:

[johnnie]

3. Thanks for the hug but

It's not scrubbing the sinks.

[DS1]

2. Light the place on fire

The firehoses that arrive will clear out anything that's not bolted down.

I speak from experience.

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Have you recovered from that?

edited because that was more like Engrish than English.

[DS1]

9. Yeah, doing otay

[johnnie]

5. Oh yeah, I remember that

I guess it would leave a seasonal smell around the house. Like chestnuts roasting on an open fire..or something.

[LaraMN]

6. I will point you inthe right direction:

http://www.flylady.net/

[johnnie]

10. Thank you for the link

But the point here is that I want to lay on the couch and watch TV as everyone else does the cleaning. It seems easier to me than actually doing the work myself.

[Richardo]

7. New Year's? Hell it's only the 22nd...now is not the time to panic

When you get up on the 31st and realize you haven't started yet - THEN'S the time to panic!

[johnnie]

11. True true

Then if you all can get here on the 31st, that will work too.

[hfojvt]

8. that seems odd

to clean your place just so it can be trashed by a drunken party on amateur night. I say eliminate the middle man - start the party in a trashed house.

[johnnie]

13. That makes sense

Maybe I could just tell everyone that I had a pre-new years party and the house is still trashed from that.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

12. I'll help you clean if you'll do my bar exam studying

I think that's a fair trade!

[johnnie]

14. Pfffffft No probelm

I've watched Matlock, I could pass the bar in a heartbeat.

[jane_pippin]

15. Ha! Good one. I took tomorrow off to clean MY house

which is completely disgusting right now. I'm almost glad I'm at work so I don't have to see it.

[johnnie]

16. Uh huh

So that's a yes? You'll swing by here after cleaning your house? Ok, I added you to the list of names to clean. Thanks! :hi:

[jane_pippin]

17. Drats and curses! Here's a new plan:

How about this--We get up early, start cleaning our own houses. Then, whoever is done first has to help the other one out and bring booze over. Good booze. Not cheap stuff. It's The Holidays, dammit.

[johnnie]

19. That defeats my purpose

Of not having to do anything..lol.

[jane_pippin]

22. No no, see, you could still do nothing. Then, unsuspecting me

would clean and be done first and I'd be stuck totin' booze over and cleaning more. But now I'm onto you so you have to come up with your own sneaky plan.

[merh]

18. Be right there.

mmmh, do I need to bring my own cleaning supplies?

[johnnie]

20. No, I got it

I have water and rags. :thumbsup:

[merh]

21. White vinegar and ammonia?

I won't use lye x(