I am a computer! You are a carbon life form!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

I couldn't think of anything else to say.

:popcorn:

[LSK]

1. i agree

You really suck at starting flame wars.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

5. It is hard to start one in The Lounge. Wait ....... except .........

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. Watch this. I'll start one about relationships and bad guys.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[NMMNG]

2. Oh dear, your well of snark hath runneth dry?

Is the world coming to an end?

[LSK]

4. maybe we can send him out for snacks?

[NMMNG]

13. Sure. He may as well be good for something.

:rofl:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

14. ...............

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

[NMMNG]

22. You butthead

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Crazy.....

You are not either a computer!

And I can testify to that.......

True that I am a carbon based life form......

But so are you!


:loveya: :hug:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

6. My name is Emulack!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. .............

:shrug: And just what is...Emulack?






edited for spelling error.....

[Crazy Guggenheim]

9. It sounds like a computer.

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. It does, rather, doesn't it?

Pass me some popcorn, would you?

:pals:

[swag]

10. I'm sure you overestimate me.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. No man yields who flies in my ship!

Danger!

Let the bridge computer speak

Stranger!
Load your program. I am yourself.

No computer stands in my way
Only blood can cancel my pain
Guardians of a new clear dawn
Let the maps of war be drawn

Rejoice! Glory is ours!
Our young men have not died in vain
Their graves need no flowers
The tapes have recorded their names

I am all there is

Negative! Primitive! Limited! I let you live!

But I gave you life!

What else could you do?

To do what was right!

I’m perfect! Are you?

[KitchenWitch]

15. Pass the 'corn!

:hi:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

16. Hey!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

17. MMMMM - Thanks!

:popcorn:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

18. Did you see my other thread?

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

[KitchenWitch]

19. No, just got here

link?

[hfojvt]

20. Try this

"Everybody's talking to computers, they're all dancing to a drum machine.
I know I'm living on the outside scared of getting caught up between. I feel so cool and isolated, alone in the modern world, uh huh, but Sally has a hard time holding back, the alley to her heart is a beaten track. She's never outta love, 'cause she's got the knack. You've got love, I want it, c'mon girl. We all need - the human touch!"

[Crazy Guggenheim]

21. Here's what I want!

99
I've been waiting so long
Oh 99
Where did we go wrong
Oh 99
I love you

99
I keep breaking your heart
Oh 99
How can we be apart
Oh 99
I love you

I never thought it would happen
I feel quite the same
I don't want to hurt you anymore
I never knew it would work out
No one to blame
You know i love you 99

99
You keep holding my hand
Oh 99
They don't know who i am
Oh 99
I love you

I never thought it would happen
I feel quite the same
I don't want to hurt you anymore
I never knew it would work out
No one to blame
You know i love you 99

99
I can't take it no more
Oh 99
Oh we were so sure
Oh 99
I love you

I never thought it would happen
I feel quite the same
I don't want to hurt you anymore
I never knew it would work out
No one to blame
You know i love you 99

[hfojvt]

23. that seems like 3 too many

too many teardrops for one heart to be crying ...

I'm way down here
Wonderin' how
I'm gonna get you
But I know now
I'll just cry, cry, I'll just cry
:cry: :cry: :cry:

[Crazy Guggenheim]

24. 96 Tears. Cry cry cry cry now 96 tears.

[loosecannon]

25. I am, therefore I am, I think.

OF COURSE YOU ARE MY BRIGHT LITTLE STAR.

WE HAVE MILES AND MILES OF PILES OF YOUR FOREFATHERS FRUIT. AND NOW TO SUIT OUR GREAT COMPUTER. YOU ARE MAGNETIC INK!!

I..I am more then that. At least I think I must be.

01 111 0 11100 1000 01110101110 0011100100111101.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. Welcome to DU.

[loosecannon]

27. Thank you Crazy. N/T Moody Blues BTW.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

28. That's it!!