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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:43 AM
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Restaurant Worker's See Jesus Image In Nacho Pan - HE IS RISEN!


A Florida restaurant says it has been blessed just before Christmas.

Workers claim a holy image has appeared in one of their cooking pans.

At the Stadium Club in Jacksonville workers have found what they believe is an image of Jesus in a nacho warming tray.

The pan is used to heat water which then heats the food.

The image was created from mineral deposits in the water.

One of the cooks says he went to empty the pan last night and saw Jesus looking back at him.

A spokesman for the Stadium Club says they will not continue to use the pan.

http://www.nbc10.com/news/5616793/detail.html
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:45 AM
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1. Holy crap... that's Jesus on his arm too!!
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:46 AM
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2. Holy Nacho Cheese, Batman!
:eyes:
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:59 AM
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24. I'm starting to think Jesus is very very hungry.
He always seems to appear on food.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 10:46 AM
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3. it will be on ebay next selling for $7 brazillian
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:57 PM
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4. kick for Jesus
:kick:
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Beer Snob-50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:58 PM
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5. praise the lord
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillian
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 12:58 PM
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6. Why is he frowning?
And why does he look like a Terry Jones character?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 01:01 PM
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7. He's frowning because
he's just been briefed on Jerry Falwell and his ilk.

And as to your second question, the bigger issue might be why do Terry Jones characters look so much like pan drippings...but hey, maybe that's just me.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 01:02 PM
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8. how would you feel if you were stuck to a greasy pan?
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 01:05 PM
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10. He wasn't "stuck"...
he was deposited there.

Do I need to teach y'all about incarnational theology? Sheesh. :eyes:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 01:03 PM
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9. Yeah, but if I were the worker that "found" Jesus,
I'd be doing some serious mea culpa, and maybe even writing my will. :scared:
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:46 AM
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22. Terry Gilliam character, you mean? n/t
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:01 PM
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11. fajistmas
That looks more like ALF
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:10 PM
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12. Or Rasputin
n/t
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:11 PM
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13. IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE
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alkaline9 Donating Member (586 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 02:43 PM
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14. it kinda looks like OBL to me?!
...and kind of off topic.... how come its only ever jesus' (or any other biblical figure's) image that people see? Why don't people tend to see behavior as "signs from god"? I mean, if this was REALLY a sign from god, don't you think there would be some other evidence than just this image? An image we have come to believe looks "like" jesus? Don't you think that maybe a better sign would be that the food tasted magnificent for 7 straight days? Or maybe that every person who entered the establishment decided to donate money to some charitable organization? I mean ... it's like god isn't even trying anymore....
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:13 PM
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16. Exactly what I was thinking!
The fools! Osama has appeared in your nacho pan! Run! Get out NOW!
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ps1074 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-23-05 03:12 PM
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15. looks more like Osama
:rofl:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:03 AM
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17. I swear, people will see Jesus or the Virgin Mary in *anything*
If I was dishonest enough I could make a hoard of money by "finding" images of Jesus in all sorts of common household crap and selling it on E-bay. However unlike Chimpy I am not the type to fleece the gullible believers, even if it would mean a better life for myself.
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:40 AM
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18. ..
Edited on Sat Dec-24-05 01:41 AM by aquaman
2+2=9
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:40 AM
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19. I saw this story on CNN today.....
Uhmmm, dude, Jesus is not in your pan, it's just dirty. But hey, you got the exposure that you wanted.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:41 AM
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20. It looks like a chimpanzee to me.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:42 AM
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21. He would have risen better in a loaf pan
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Common Sense Party Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:47 AM
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23. Only unleavened bread, though, sorry.
That's nacho Savior!
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-24-05 01:59 AM
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25. Cheezwhiz Christ!
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