KitchenWitch
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Fri Dec-23-05 11:35 AM
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Why does the fattest ugliest man in the bar |
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wear a t-shirt that says "No Fat Chicks"?
:wtf:
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Hugin
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Fri Dec-23-05 11:38 AM
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1. It's part of his aura... |
Call Me Wesley
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Fri Dec-23-05 11:39 AM
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'Beer formed this wonderful body'-shirt is in the wash.
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Fri Dec-23-05 11:41 AM
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3. Oh, I see... He believes in Intelligent Design then? |
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Fri Dec-23-05 02:15 PM
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16. As intelligent as it gets. |
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Fri Dec-23-05 11:41 AM
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4. "Cause he knows he can't get any "hot chicks," either, |
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and he wants to look like he's just too cool for all the ladies...:rofl:
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Fri Dec-23-05 11:43 AM
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5. Because he's stupid. Everyone knows that "No Fat Chicks" is implied |
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the moment you walk into a bar.
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Hugin
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Fri Dec-23-05 11:46 AM
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6. Generally though... As he drinks he finds the women get thinner... |
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Something like that, there's a joke there somewhere.
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Fri Dec-23-05 12:43 PM
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Maybe you should reconsider your choice of drinking establishments?
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KitchenWitch
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Fri Dec-23-05 12:44 PM
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Fri Dec-23-05 12:49 PM
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they wear "Grass, Gas, or Ass No one rides for free" or at least
"Free Mustache Rides" t shirts.
Those are the chick magnet ones.
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Fri Dec-23-05 12:50 PM
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I thought those "Gas, Grass or Ass" shirts went out in the 1980s!
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Fri Dec-23-05 12:51 PM
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11. Well, I fit into two of those three categories... |
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Fri Dec-23-05 12:53 PM
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14. My wife threw mine out when we moved in together a week |
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before our wedding. Also my cat daquiri, and Micky Mouse in a biker outfit t-shirts.
I was a real chick magnet
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Fri Dec-23-05 12:51 PM
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12. because he hates his mom |
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Fri Dec-23-05 12:53 PM
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13. According to Freud, anyway. |
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