Hail Eris!

[swag]

[yorgatron]

1. all hail discordia!

[swag]

3. Here's a post-Principia speculation:

The pineal gland is the Talking Walnut.

[CanuckAmok]

12. There you go, talking through your throntum, again.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=2101532&blogID=8988503

[khashka]

2. FNORD!

Khash, outer head of the Emperor Norton Cabal. Or maybe not. Kallisti.

[swag]

4. Reality is the original Rorschach.

Lung Leg.

[swag]

5. Kickin' it for Christmas Eve and Lung Leg.

[Call Me Wesley]

6. A santa with boobs for you:

Makes me squishy all the time. Happy Holidays! :hi:

[swag]

8. Now I'm aroused.

[Call Me Wesley]

10. I know. Mystical, isn't it? (nt)

[TheMightyFavog]

7. Hail Eris! and greetings...

From the Discordian Spritual Advisor to the Pray-Sims Hall Lobbyist, UW-Stevens Point.

[swag]

9. Greetings, Pointer!

I have heard the fnords singing. They will not sing to me.

[CanuckAmok]

11. Hail, O Goddess of Chaos, Dischord and International Relations...

[QuettaKid]

13. What does this mean?

"hail eris"....I have seen it in a few very disconnected spots on the web.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

15. In mythology Eris is the Greek goddess of chaos and destruction.

Not sure if that's what these ones are getting at, but... oh well. The apple is the golden one Eris threw into a wedding, which helped bring about the Trojan War...long story there, but I think it's in The Illiad.

[khashka]

17. Ok, let's see....

Eris, also known as Discordia, is the Goddess of Chaos.

So there was this big party on Mt. Olympus. But she didn't get invited - who wants some crazy chick ruining everybody's good time? This is called The Original Snub. But she got her own back. She threw a golden apple with the word Kallisti on it into the party. Kallisti means "the most beautiful one". Well all the goddesses got their knickers in a twist over which one was the most beautiful and who deserved the apple - so they got Paris to decide and he was rewarded with Helen and all hell broke lose. Generally known historically as the Trojan War.


So "hail Eris" is just a way to say "I support chaos" and the Original Snub will be avenged!

Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!

Khash.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

14. O goddess of Chaos--

We bow to you.

:patriot:

:D :P :D

[asthmaticeog]

16. .

:thumbsup:

<== My arm.

[bridgit]

18. FNORD - A ‘while you were out’: Dispatch from the Membrane…

“Surely ‘dog’ must represent God backwards, and bone must represent the male reproductive organ. Of ‘some kind’ leads to a sense of urgency, as if it is so important that you must do it no matter which way it is accomplished. Thus it is as though saying: “Fuck God anyway you can” which can either be a lightweight atheist statement or a note of sexual desire for the divine. Wanting to have that amazing glow of divinity slurping on your dick, sucking harder as you ejaculate.” Thus say My Dearest Rev. Zoot-Zoog.

If/while as well…

Thus it is as well instead so...that when, even as a young man I’d ‘owned’ an...

Jaguar XK-E.
Well & round Mormons & friends with whom I worked, not to mention Mormon family members;

For ever pointing just there as if I could impugn:

Freud’s: Cigar.

While it is though as well ‘Thus & So’ that I have not designed this world nor it's things so in need to pollinate still other things yet again.

~~~L~:{ HENCE }:~J~~~

...The supreme dada of a: Borg Cube. My Slippery French Bag Whore Of A Slut...Chaos, she will still from time to time inquire as to her proximity...and/or my: access to a three-fingered dollop of petroleum jelly in spite of her elegant, curvaceous mysteries splayed with want & waiting before the the pre-ejaculate tip of a cum dripping Jaguar XK-E. Though I hear as well...our former President Clinton has done he & myself wonders while defining then ashes anew for both Sigmund & his cigar.

Here's hoping you are to find yourself all the way there...to the ‘hand job’. ‘Throwing the dog a bone’ may well in fact be said as such. Did you see the towers: come ashes, ashes all fall down? The military-industrial-complex is in motion.

It is time for the world to suck a little buttermilk:

…THEREFORE...

Bend over while still nimble. And then kiss your ass good bye.

________________*

The Discordian Squashball Club

The Propaganda Front Of the Evol Illuminati

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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“Nothing is true. Everything is Permissible”


The all of it: my sweet.
In and around what remain.
This that: & more.
Here at the flat world's edge it is as well true that
Stalin's Organ is a cluster:
Of Katyusha: missile/rocket launchers.
Favorite of rag tag militias throughout
While so near to the former 'stan lands' of Russia.
Short. Sweet.
And very to the: point.
Or is it the head. Pumped &: Purple-Ish.
The seminal C4 flows of a Milk Maid's Cum.
Weaving the tapestry. Smashing these pretty tiles.
Into tinsy pieces that we will lay into the Moorish tabletops
Of our living rooms: to come. There we will chop our lines,
Roll our dope & dream about forever.
If indeed forever ever comes.

----- Original Message-----
From: “Discordian Squashball Club”
Sent: Friday, October 12, 2001 10:37 PM
Subject: Re: Stalin's Organ<

Were in fact not facts but roots instead. Zeigfried? Yes. Good noble sage of The: elder age? No. Postage. Shipping: & Handling. Could be my little dear. Surely we must hide out in that fresco PO Box for a little while. ‘Extra Play’ will cost you approximately 23.5 dollars, Ziggy Stardust (David Bowie's Alter ego to deal with his early abduction by aliens) Vaulkery & 12 Tokens. Cost: of a small slave from Venus. Prussian girl-child of thee: money.

The Discordian Squashball Club
The Propaganda Front Of the Evol Illuminati
Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

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“Nothing is true. Everything is Permissible”

"for now we know that god will never again kill us by means of a flood"
-------:{Giga Zen Dada}:-------