Rude Santa! LOL.

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http://therudesanta.blogspot.com/

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1. Hey look, a Freeper wrote to Santa!

Dear Santa
I wud like a kool space ranjur for xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer.
Yer frend
Billy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in trash disposal. How about I send you a fucking dictionary so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least he can spell!

Santa

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2. ...........

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody!

Love,

Sarah

Dear Sarah,

You're parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?

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3. Yeah, because obviously only a hippie stoner would want that

Regular, normal people want war and terror. :sarcasm: