One, Two, Three, Four... I declare a Flame War!

[TXlib]

Your candidate sucks. You suck. I fart in your general direction. Your father was a hampster, and your mother smelled of elderberries.

Now go away, you silly person, before a taunt you a second time!

[NewGuy]

1. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your beard.

Or your genital hair if you lack a beard.

[commander bunnypants]

2. I whiz on all you hold dear.

You could not be a liberal if you pleasuered President Clinton. You damn Republican

DDQM

[JVS]

3. Shit on you!

[demnan]

4. Texas sucks!

it should be driven from this COUNTRY. I AM PATRIOTIC!!!!!!!!

oops, (he was driven away wasn't he?)

[GOPisEvil]

5. Please. You couldn't outwit livestock.

[brainshrub]

8. You couldn't outwit a dead chimp on crack.

And I just saw your canidate take credit for inventing canned beer & Sliced bread.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Well, your candidate says he invented fire and the wheel!

:P

[brainshrub]

15. That's because he did!

Your canidate couldn't invent boiled water.

[GOPisEvil]

16. My candidate can boil water with a mere glance.

Your candidate has the icy stare of a serial killer.

[brainshrub]

18. My canidate can create sunshine or snow

just by his sheer force of will.

Your canidate has the willpower of Michael Jackson in a room full of 7-year olds.

[GOPisEvil]

20. Please, when your candidate has a brain storm it only drizzles.

Er, I like the willpower of Michael Jackson line. Pretty good for a troglodyte! ;-)

[brainshrub]

27. If we could harness the your canidates brain-power for electricity

we might be able to toast bread. Lightly. On one side.

[GOPisEvil]

28. If bullshit could fly, your candidate would be O'Hare International.

[brainshrub]

33. Your canidate eats kittens

Greens are actually infiltrators from the Republican party.

The "Scull & Bones" society that George W. Bush joined at Yale was founded by Greens.
Bush and Nader were actually fraternity brothers in college...they wife-swap every third Tuesday of the month.

Dick Cheney is also a Green. This best evidence for this is that he has an artificial heart...like all Greens.

I have the "EVidence" here:

http://brainshrub.com/_WhimFolder/FactPage.htm

[GOPisEvil]

35. You're a doodie-head!

:P

[brainshrub]

36. OH YEAH!??

Well here is a picture of your canidate without makeup:
(He's behind the flesh-colored hero)

[GOPisEvil]

37. Here's a graphic representation of your candidate.

[brainshrub]

38. You are a freeper

I am so offended at your depiction of my canidate I post another image of your canidate with feces on is head.

[GOPisEvil]

40. You have to aspire to freeper!

:P

[brainshrub]

42. Oh, that was low.

I am deeply offended and I contacyed the mods accuseing you of trying to sell viagra & penis enlargement tools in this thread.

[GOPisEvil]

43. Hey, I know my market.

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[VelmaD]

11. As an Aggie...

you might not wanta bring livestock into the conversation. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

14. Oh, go count the trees in Lubbock!

:P

[VelmaD]

17. At least I won't have to...

use my fingers and toes. :P

[GOPisEvil]

19. That's no kidding.

I'd hate to be a bird in that town! :D

[TXlib]

24. Why not?

He brings livestock everywhere else.

[TXlib]

21. And you just pleasure livestock!

[GOPisEvil]

25. Better than necrophilia, and you know all about that, don't you?

[TXlib]

26. Yeah, your sister just kinda lies there

[GOPisEvil]

29. She was wondering when you were going to start and fell asleep.

Imagine her surprise...

[brainshrub]

6. Your canidate dated my sister

and even SHE refused to sleep with him.

[patdem]

7. I knew John Kennedy, and you sir are no John Kennedy

but your fricking state killed him!!!! :grr: :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

9. You're so ugly...

when you were little your momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck so the dog would play with you. :P

[TXlib]

22. And YOU'RE so ugly

for the first 6 months, your parents diapered the wrong end...

[VelmaD]

23. You're so ugly...

when you were born the doctor slapped your mother.

[MiddleRiverRefugee]

10. Your candidate sucks twice just by breathing!

[THUNDER HANDS]

13. You're candidate is so fat

Howard Dean walked by him and went "Damn, you're fat."

Your candidate is so dumb Wesley Clark heard something he said and went "Damn, I don't even need my advisors to tell me that was stupid."

Your candidate such a bad campaigner that John Kerry took time out of his busy schedule of coming up with excuses as to why he's not the frontrunner to comment "Damn, even I don't fuck up that much. Oh, BTW, did you know I was in Vietnam?"

[kmla]

30. Yeah, but your candidate's mamma is so old....

...when they looked up her phone number in the book, you know what the bitch's phone number was?

12.


Bwahahahahaha!

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[THUNDER HANDS]

32. oh yeah

Your candidate has such little support, Dennis Kucinich walked by and went: "Damn man, who the hell are you?"

[kmla]

41. Oh, yeah? Well, your candidate's momma is so fat...

... when she stepped on the scale at the doctor's office, you know what the doctor said?

He said "Damn! Is that your weight or your zip code?


Bwahahahahaha!

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(Edited for Quayle-like spelling...)

[ronnykmarshall]

45. Oh yeah?

YOUR candidates mama is soooooooooo fat!

HOW FAT IS SHE?

After she eats at McDonald's they have to change the numbers on the "Over XXXXX" served sign.

[Padraig18]

31. I would opine that your candidate has the brains of a snail, but...

.... that would be an undeserved insult to snails.

[brainshrub]

34. I make fun of your use of the word "opine"

And accuse you of being a snotty ivory-tower Liberal.

[Padraig18]

46. And I would accuse you of environmental Nazism...

... for even mentioning the word 'ivory'.

[brainshrub]

47. I accuse you of environmental Communism...

for making to much sense.

[geniph]

39. I would dazzle you with my brilliant wit

but you'd just gnaw on it like last time. Reading and writing aren't among your skills.

Oh, and your candidate can't find the hole. He just sort of limply pokes around with his little wet noodle.

[Leftist78]

44. My candidate

has mastered cold fusion and he has telepathically told me that when he is president that he'll round up all people like YOU put you in a "special" place.

Just wait. We tolerate you sort of people now, but after the inauguration WE are taking over :silly: