When the moon hits your eye...that's a CAPTION!

[Fenris]

W. is "sprechin'": "Hey, pally why don't you get over here and freshen my drink? Frankie, you old blue eyed bastard you, let's sing a duet. Hell, Sammy, you crazy-eyed Jewish tapdancin' fool, get over here, let's make it a trio! Come on! A one, two, three...VOOOOOOOLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAREEEEE! Whoa-oh!"

[underpants]

1. He is so sooAve and Deeboner

:bounce:

[LuLu550]

2. dubya's thinkin'

Damn! The other toothpick fell out! Now how am I spozed ta stay awake?

[cosmicdot]

3. reminds me of the ol'saying: is he half fool .... or ... half empty ...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. After his first stroke, * still refused to step down,

It was only when his entire body stiffened and jerked around incontrollably that he admitted that he was having difficulty governing.
His last act as president was to end the 14-year long occupation of Iraq, bringing all the troops home that afternoon.

[VOX]

5. Well played, WJMS! Can't top this!

Cheers!

:toast:

[Hubert Flottz]

6. "Oh No, I felt sure it was just a Fart!"

Wrong Again!