The Yearly Yard-Foul of all CAPTIONS!

[Fenris]

W. is "sprechin'": "Pretty bird...pretty bird...pretty, disease ridden sack of factory raised feathers...goddamn, you are one lucky bird...you get a pardon! Hell, I don't even give those to PEOPLE who are going onto the choppin' block! Just ask Karla Faye Tucker! Oh, wait, you can't, cause she's DEAD! Heh heh heh. Alright, Gobbles, you know the rules, stay away from the crotch. I wouldn't want to have to beat the shit out of you like I did to the last bird who got too near little Poppy."

[underpants]

1. Nice Doggie hey you guys fixed him up good from his "fall"

Come on Barney....come on now people are watching....

[Fenris]

3. LOL! I haven't seen barney much since that fall, now that I think about it

Suspicious!

[Champion Jack]

2. * is saying...

"A'hm gonna parden this turkey outta professional courtsey"






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[underpants]

4. Why Senator Thurman I could sworn I heard you left town

:bounce:

[bushisanidiot]

5. As The President Places His Hand On His Fellow Turkey, The Two Become One

for they are brothers in their struggle to get through life.. always having to remember not to look up when it's raining for fear of drowning, or playing "pile on the doggie" and accidentally killing a friend at the bottom.

"Hey little buddy. It's ok if you want to go AWOL for a little while.. I know how it is when yer just too busy to do stuff yer supposed ta. Hey, you wanna come over and have some beer and pretzels with me? Be careful though. You just gotta eat one at a time! heh heh!"

[LuLu550]

6. separated at birth

[soupkitchen]

7. Get your hands off me, you lying vulture

[cosmicdot]

8. W: I'll pardon you, but you'll need to queue up behind Ken Lay

[Hubert Flottz]

9. "Boyz,,,,Have Y'all Met My Momma?"

"I named her Monica, because she Gobbles all the time!"

[regularguy]

10. This turkey gassed his own people, I mean turkeys.

We gotta smoke him out!

[DinahMoeHum]

11. The turkey is on the right side of the picture. . .

n/t

:evilgrin: