"It was a dark and stormy night."

[Padraig18]

Suddenly, a shot rang out...

Next! :P

[matcom]

1. the government official fell to the ground in the dark alley

unconscious.....

[brainshrub]

3. his pace-maker still whirring away.

"Can we save his brain?" Karl Rove asked.

[JVS]

2. Someone had farted in the elevator.

[Padraig18]

4. The circling black helicopters...

... used their spotlights to illuminate the scene, and...

[onebigbadwulf]

5. Ashcroft repelled down a line

"Finally, let's get this guy back to HQ for surgery."

[bobbieinok]

6. suddenly, someone

thought they saw an 'evil DUer' in the shadows.

[radwriter0555]

7. went thump thump thump as the dark, unlit car sped away from the

scene where lying on the ground was...

[ohiosmith]

8. a man's arm severed at the elbow with a gold Rolex on the wrist,

one burgundy Gucci loafer and, a broken bottle of Moet Chandon. Inside the loafer was a.....

[Red State Rebel]

9. A business card from the Inner Diva Transgender Salon.

[Padraig18]

10. And the card was sealed with a kiss in hot pink lipstick.

Suddenly, Ashcroft spied a calico cat and screamed...

[RandomUser]

12. The cat was wearing lipstick

Glowing, neon pink lipstick. Ashcroft bent down and looked into the cat's eyes.

[Richardo]

13. "Very soon," he whispered through clenched teeth, "evil spawn like you..."

[Padraig18]

11. kick

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