WOW -- on CNN right now: Jackson's accuser's father

[CatWoman]

will testify for the defense :wow:

[matcom]

1. defense of WHO?

:shrug:

"I just cut off my testicles.....ask me anything!"

[CatWoman]

2. LOL -- He's testifying for Michael Jackson

thinks the child's mother is out for money.

[matcom]

3. "I just shit my spleen......

ask me anything!"

[CatWoman]

4. I just gouged out my eyes

ask ME anything!!!!

[matcom]

5. All my family member just killed themselves.......

and all their pets too....... ask me ANYTHING!

[CatWoman]

6. My cat tossed a curling iron into the tub while I was bathing

ask ME anything!!!!

[Enraged_Ape]

7. Just vomited blood through my nose and eyes

Ask me anything!

[Richardo]

13. Mission Accomplished - you guys are killing me!!

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahack ack ack *cough* *cough* :7

[hlthe2b]

8. Not the PETS!!! Please, someone save the Pets!

:evilgrin:

[liberalmuse]

22. My head just spun around 360 degrees...

and I spit up pea soup while my stomach caved in to form the words, 'No shit???'...ASK ME ANYTHING!

I still think Michael Jackson should be kept away from children and get signed to play the insane villian in the next 'Batman' movie. 'A victim of botched plastic surgery...' Oh wait, that was already in the first 'Batman'.

[hlthe2b]

11. Uh ohh... is that oil sizzling in the deep fat fryer?

I know you must have read (been inspired by) Drudge's cannibal story from Germany, right? :evilgrin: Bon Appetit!


German 'cannibal' charged with murder


The crime was allegedly carried out with the victim's consent
A German man who confessed to killing and eating a man he met through a website for cannibals has been charged with murder, prosecutors have said.
....
The victim was a 43-year-old Berlin computer technician who had sold his car, written a will and taken the day off work to sort out what he called a "personal" matter.

He then went to Armin M's home, where the pair reportedly agreed to cut off his penis.

The victim was then allegedly stabbed to death - still apparently with his approval - and cut into pieces.

more

http://www.drudgereportarchives.com/goto/?getPage=http%3A%2F%2Fnews%2Ebbc%2Eco%2Euk%2F2%2Fhi%2Feurope%2F3075897%2Estm&return=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Edrudgereportarchives%2Ecom%2Fdsp%2Fsearch%2Ehtm%3FsearchFor%3DGerman%2Bcannibal

[Richardo]

16. I just gave my consent to be mutilated and murdered...ask me anything!

:eyes:

[CatWoman]

17. I just mutilated and murdered Richardo

ask ME anything :D

[Richardo]

18. Did you have my permission?

You don't LOOK like a German cannibal... :shrug:

[CatWoman]

20. I don't need no steekin permission

and check your DU mail :D

[Richardo]

23. Nuthin yet...will keep checking

Hope Skinner didn't deactivate my account because I've been mutilated and murdered.

[matcom]

24. i hate my life and i am going on a murdering rampage

ask me ANYTHING!!!

[CatWoman]

26. I just bought a Mrs. Bates dress up kit

complete with butcher knives.

Ask me anything.

[matcom]

27. i have decided i am eating my in-laws for Thanksgiving cause they hate me

ask me anything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CatWoman]

28. You've just made my brown eyes turn blue

ask me anything!!!!

[matcom]

29. Got An Email Promissing To Increase My "Girth" By 20%

ask me ANYTHING!!

[Richardo]

30. Well I don't know about you but I'm already wearing a 40" belt...

Oh THAT girth... :think:

[CatWoman]

25. LOL -- Check again

I just resent :D

on second thought -- maybe I sent it to your regular email.

oops!!!

[Drifter]

12. Again ? ...

how many you got ... LOL

Cheers
Drifter

[DemExpat]

9. Well, well ,well.....

What a development.

:crazy:

DemEx

[Tinoire]

10. Good. Egg on the face of those who rushed to throw stones at MJ n/t

[Kamika]

14. He has a point..

The last boy got like 20 million dollars.. that's alot.

[Robb]

19. Nothing so unimpeachable

...as the testimony of an ex-husband. :eyes:

[CatWoman]

21. or an ex-wife's

more :eyes:

[Nlighten1]

15. I just drilled a hole in my head with a rusty drill bit...

ask me anything!

[hlthe2b]

31. Skinner's next five posts to the lounge:

I'm shutting down all the sex threads. (done)

I'm shutting down all the self-mutilation threads.
I'm shutting down all the consensual cannibalism threads.
I'm shutting down all the fresh or frozen(?) post mutilation threads.
I'm shutting down all the how to find a partner for mutual self-mutilation threads.
I'm shutting down all the "will you still like what is left after my self- mutilation(?" threads.

And finally:
Ahh to heck with it: I'm shutting down all Matcom, ZombyWoof, Catwoman (et.al) threads! :evilgrin:

[Zomby Woof]

32. *gasp*

If he shuts down my coffee threads, I will be hurt hurt hurt!!! :cry: