Ten jokes, one of them funny. You tell me which one:

[Orrex]

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1.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "I didn’t even know they had lions in Brazil."

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2.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "They're going to make stupid jokes about this on the Internets for months."

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3.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Were the black? I hear that they have blacks down there."

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4.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh wow!" the President exclaims, giggling.

His staff sits stunned at this inappropriate display, nervously watching as the President composes himself.

Finally, the President says through a chuckle, "That reminds me of a joke."

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5.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilians were killed."

"Oh," the President says. "That's okay."

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the unconcerned President sorts through his papers.

Finally, the President looks up and says, with confidence, "This is the American version. Robert De Niro will swoop in and rescue them."

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6.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "What the hell were they doing in Brazilia, anyway?"

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7.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Send my condolences to the King of Brazil immediately."

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8.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "That's so sad!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Do you realize that that's .61 more than the 2.39 children born to the average Brazilian woman as of 1995. Well do you?"

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9.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Oh no!" the President exclaims. "This is totally unexpected!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "I mean, Don Juan didn't mention it when I met him at the bus station this morning."

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10.
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"Why the hell should I care?" the President barks.

His staff sits stunned at this callous display, nervously watching as the President sits, rubbing his nose.

Finally, the President says, "I told you before—I get my coke from Paraguay."

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[Call Me Wesley]

1. Joke seven.

Although it was close. I liked number eight too.