If I have a split personality, how come I'm not twice as productive?

[Deja Q]

Double dating is problematic as well, especially since I can't even get a single date!

The shrinks naturally charge me double...

I'm twice as silly as I'd otherwise be...

I weigh as much as two men, thought you have to consider that both men would have to be Michael Jackson :eyes: ...

Just my two cents' worth...

[NaMeaHou]

1. If you could get Split #1 to stop arguing with Split #2

maybe something could get accomplished!

[Robb]

2. Two's company.

Three's a crowd.

Four's a freeper rally.

:)

[neuvocat]

3. Each only does half the work.

:shrug:

[wtmusic]

4. I have a theory

People with parents who are very different in temperament tend to be schizo. I've noticed this on several occasions.

[Deja Q]

11. Well that speaks volumes!

My parents are opposites, and I don't mean the fact that one has a hoobie and the other has a doobie instead...

So I'm schizo, or at least schizo-affective. I even stay crunchy in milk! :D

[Maple]

5. If your personality

is split...you'd only be HALF as productive.

[unblock]

6. the two of you are indeed twice as productive

as a team.

but each of you is only normally productive and has to give full credit to the other you for the other work.

[SOteric]

7. I think you'd be half as productive, and so would he.

[LastTime2BeFree]

8. What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Tap dance yourself out of that one.

[Deja Q]

12. Oh no, I'm not goin' there!

I don't want this thread axed because management said "no sex threads"! :P

[Myra]

9. Because, did you ever see "All Of Me"?

With Steve Martin and Lilly Tomlin fighting over
the same body?

That's why.

[Darranar]

10. Your two personalities have the same body...

That's assuming that you don't have four legs, four ears, four arms, four eyes, and two heads?