predictions for 2006 thread

[sniffa]

using my super powers, i predict:

some peopLe wiLL mistakenLy write, "2005" on their checks.

[jpgray]

1. During june sixth, a jackass will find the date somehow significant

[ghostsofgiants]

3. Don't even act like you're not having a Satan party that night.

[jpgray]

5. I can't. All the satanists I know are into the S&M

And my heinie is too delicate to be paddled. :cry:

[stlsaxman]

38. I'm gonna write all my checks for the month on that day!

What fun!

I may even write a bunch of checks for like $.50 to churches... or maybe only $.02...

maybe we can DU the Christian Coalition with a few thousand $.02 checks dated 6/6/6... Fun, huh?

[bigwillq]

2. I will be doing that for weeks

On checks, on bank slips...it takes me a while to adjust to remembering a new number! :hi:

[sniffa]

16. same here

:hi:

[GOPisEvil]

4. There will be a flame war in the lounge over a REALLY stupid topic.

You are correct, sir!

[ghostsofgiants]

11. There will be a flamewar in GD over a legitimate topic...

But with a whole lot of stupid comments.

[Telly Savalas]

28. Bullshit

There are not going to be any flame wars on stupid topics and you fucking well know it. That's just the sort of inane comment that a freeper would make. Are you on Rove's payroll?


(Was I supposed to wait a few more days for this, or is it OK to get a head start?)

[NewJeffCT]

6. There will be at least 1 variation of "Bush is toast" per day in GD

I think that's about the average, no?

[jpgray]

8. Along with a "we're doomed" posted by the same person within an hour

[warrior1]

9. Or

This (insert a bush crime here) is the smoking gun!!!

[Liberalynn]

7. Dumbya

will make a whole bunch of really big errors. Wait, he did that this year too. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

10. * will do something counter to the interests

and well-being of the vast majority of Earthlings.



Just a hunch.

[Liberalynn]

12. Yup.

I think that is a pretty safe bet.

[bertha katzenengel]

13. This aunt of a clairvoyant girl hereby predicts that

the Admins will crack down on "brazilian" threads, not only directing mods to lock threads but tombstoning repeat offenders, in a ridiculous nod to whiners. ;)

[ScreamingMeemie]

14. 2006 will contain exactly (mark this down) 12 months...

Bet on it.

[NNadir]

15. Many people who predicted things will look like asses.

[sniffa]

17. the war on thanksgiving wiLL be the dominating issue

in the midterm eLections.

[SOteric]

18. During 2006, the U.S. government will actually listen to its citizens.

With or without a warrant.

[DS1]

19. My ignore list will grow proportionately to the number of registrations

and it will still irk me when people post the number of "DUers" as a base of their argument when the number is total bullshit.

[kick-ass-bob]

30. but there are 879,000,000 DUers!

[sniffa]

20. i wiLL find a bud on the carpet and rejoice

[bigwillq]

21. Stoner!

;)

[0007]

25. I found a big donkey dick under the tree. Twelve inches long

and four inches wide.

[swimboy]

32. Oh, I hope you're right about that one!

Cheers, mate! :smoke:

[Amaya]

22. we will meet again in 2006

ya, i think so...

:hi:

[sniffa]

24. and i wiLL get some

amaya feet. :hi: :loveya:

[0007]

23. Your right!

[Crazy Guggenheim]

26. That after the election fraud has been exposed, John Kerry will be

inaugurated President.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

[sasquatch]

27. I predict that you'll do whatever it is that needs to be done-

to get Rev Acts to come back to DU.

[sniffa]

29. this thread wiLL get kicked

again

[sniffa]

36. happy new year!!

what do y'know, i was right.

[kick-ass-bob]

31. I predict that there will be at least one DUer who will accost and annoy

others, until one day it finally comes to a head and everyone lashes out at that DUer who goes crying to the "unmentionable site" saying they never wanted to be here in the first place....


oh wait, you said 2006.

[Midlodemocrat]

33. You said you weren't going to pick on me next year.

:cry:

[kick-ass-bob]

35. I won't! I got confused.

:D

:loveya:

[xmas74]

34. I predict

that I will find more grey hairs on my head in 2006.

[Crazy Guggenheim]

37. I predict that all the predictions in GD will be realized.

[bliss_eternal]

39. A high ranking govt official will pull his head out of his ass...

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. ...and ram it up *'s

:evilgrin:

[bliss_eternal]

41. ...and it will all be secretly recorded

by hidden cameras.

:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Ah, yes — a relatively recent CIA development

The POTUS AssCam™.



Accept no substitutes!

[NMMNG]

43. The Fundies will whine about gays destroying "traditional marriage",

while completely ignoring what divorce, spousal abuse and subjugation of women are doing to it. :eyes: