A Sure Cure For Snoring...

[SiobhanClancy]

A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep,
the wife goes to the vet to see if she can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's
testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring as
usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to
herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red ribbon
and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough,the dogs stops snoring and the woman goes to sleep.

Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out
drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls asleep and
begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon might
work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs piece of blue
ribbon and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it
also works on him! The woman sleeps soundly.

He wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom.
As he stands in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and
sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused
and as he walks back into the bedroom, he sees the red ribbon
attached to his dog's testicles.

He shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers, "I don't
know where we were, or what we did, but by God, we took first
and second place!"

[RedEarth]

1. Good joke.......I'm glad I don't snore, don't know what I'd do if I woke

up wearing a ribbon......

[Padraig18]

2. LOL!

Cute! :P

[Lars39]

3. That sounds a lot like the Drunken Scotsman song.

Always sure to bring a smile. :)