My Gay Republican Cat Loves Toilets

[NaMeaHou]

I don't know how that all fits together, but my cat will come running from across the house to be able to see the toilet flush. It is one of this housecat's favorite moments in the day.

I've explained before how I know he's gay and Republican, but he loves toilets. And, he has a foot fetish. Big time. He's a sick cat, but damn, I love him. He has many good attributes, and as soon as I can come up with a list, I'll let you know.

[La_Serpiente]

1. How do you know he is Republican?

just wondering.

[NaMeaHou]

2. He refuses to share

he reacts to others first with anger and a pre-emptive strike.

There are other reasons, but those are the two that come to mind.

[Catshrink]

4. By that definition, so are mine.

I just don't understand it. They've been raised in a democratic home. But they do their best to crowd me out of bed at night. They steal my food. They knock lamps over and take no responsbility for their behavior.

[NaMeaHou]

5. Mine just broke, a few hours ago

one of those ancient hurricane lamps.

beast. I wish he was a beast of burden.

[FloridaJudy]

15. Mine shreds

My books whenever she demands attention.

Oh no! Not my books! Anything but my books!

[Zuni]

10. My cat often acts like GWB

and passes the buck too!

[Catshrink]

11. And then swaggers away?

flicking his tail as if to say "fuck you?" Yeah, I know that move.

[Elidor]

12. You guys are on to something here

Republican cats! Who'd have guessed there were such creatures in our midst? But then, I know a Libertarian dog who sneaks off in violation of curfew at every opportunity and disappears for hours. She also resists the leashed run outside with all the stubbornness of Heston in Planet of the Apes. But she has strong socialist tendencies, believing firmly that all food must be shared equally around the table, especially if it's something yummy.

[Catshrink]

13. And furthermore...

I just went in to bed and Wrigley is on my pillow. I asked him to move. He looked at me and rolled over on his back. Like hell he's moving without a fight. On his back? Like a republican w%$*&?

[Catshrink]

3. My Sammy used to like that...

how he just sleeps.

Ricky likes watching TV. Since I bought Video Catnip, he watches it whenever it's on. He chases the crawler on news channels and, when Wesley Clark was speaking on C-Span, swatted at his gesturing hands. Too funny.

[girl gone mad]

6. Sounds like..

you should try teaching him to use the toilet. I'm about to start toilet training my kitten. She's fascinated with running water and she actually seems to like taking baths - she's jumped in a couple of times when I was in the tub.

[NaMeaHou]

7. I would give my right nostril

if I didn't have to clean out a litter box again, but I don't see it happening.

[pansypoo53219]

8. my cat loved toilets too

but when he ran to the bathroom, he looked in the tub.

[populistmom]

9. He can use my new one!

Ooooooh yes! Populistmom finally has a second bathroom in her house as of this past weekend. :bounce: Okay, so we still need to drywall and paint the room, but an actual flushable toilet, sink, and working shower are there. :D You're cat can come over any time to inspect it, even if he is a Republican.

[Eroshan]

14. We have four cats

And two of them are toilet obsessed. All four are republicans. How can we tell? We tried to get them all jobs but they refused to even apply when they found out that they would not be the boss. So they lounge around all day giving orders to the dog.

[geniph]

16. One of mine is a gay foot fetishist too

We actually got him from the breeder BECAUSE he was gay; she was going to use him as a stud, but he was horrified at the very idea, and miserable, so she did the humane thing and had him neutered and let us adopt him. He will sit and groom your hair for hours. I should have named him Kyan; he's our gorgeous little grooming expert.

Oh, and ours explode OUT of the bathroom when the toilet flushes as if they'd been shot right out of the bowl - we have a low-flow pressure-assist toilet, and it goes WHOOSH very loudly. Startles 'em out of the room every time. And yes, there is always at least one cat in the bathroom whenever there's a person in there. Apparently, they're convinced we're incapable of handling matters by ourselves.