DuctapeFatwa
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Mon Nov-24-03 10:53 PM
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| What's your favorite penis enlargement spam headline? |
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Mine are:
"DuctapeFatwa Join the Millions of Americans Who Are Enlarging Their Penises"
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ACT NOW TO ENLARGE SHAME OF YOUR TINY SELF!!
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| utopian
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Mon Nov-24-03 10:55 PM
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| 1. "Your Dick Thick as a Beer Can" |
| ozymandius
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Mon Nov-24-03 10:59 PM
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and "Longer, Thicker, Harder"
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| BiggJawn
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Mon Nov-24-03 11:02 PM
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| 3. "What would you do with 9 inches?" |
| Elidor
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Mon Nov-24-03 11:17 PM
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| 4. Beat them with your Monster Willy! Mr. xjsq819sssprmquddd!!! |
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I also like the breast enlargement spam. "Hardhead! Your tits will knock your own eyes out!" WOW! I can't wait! Gimme some tits to play with, and I'll be happy forever. :)
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| thebaghwan
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Mon Nov-24-03 11:31 PM
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| 5. What if you stuck a bunch of penis patches all over your body. |
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Do you become one giant prick? Maybe that is what happened to Bush.
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| LastTime2BeFree
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Mon Nov-24-03 11:39 PM
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| 6. I'm waiting for the reduction headline |
| proud patriot
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Mon Nov-24-03 11:44 PM
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| 7. I'm locking this thread per Skinners Instructions |
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