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Tue Nov-25-03 09:13 AM
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This thread is sponsored by the number.........uh........oh just CAPTION |
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Tue Nov-25-03 09:13 AM
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1. One....Two...uh...uh....Three....I Can Count To Three!!!! |
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Tue Nov-25-03 09:14 AM
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2. Invade Afghanistan, check. Invade Iraq, check. Invade Iran, working on it. |
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Tue Nov-25-03 09:14 AM
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you found my game boy !
Cheers Drifter
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Tue Nov-25-03 09:14 AM
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4. "and and...the splinter was stuck, and I didn't know what to do..." |
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Tue Nov-25-03 09:15 AM
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5. Look any more math questions and I'm flicking this booger on you |
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Tue Nov-25-03 09:25 AM
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6. W: by my count, we've just about covered all of our corporate friends ... |
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... Big Oil, check ... Big Pharm ... check ... and, so on ... and, it's all been win-win for us and our well-heeled supporters ... 'cause at the same time, we're screwing Seniors, the disabled, the poor, the environment, and so on ... you know, those who tend to vote against Republicans ... while keeping the blinders on those who think we act in their best interests ... it's been a big boost having Democrats to vote as Republicans ... like Feinstein, whose bread is buttered by Poppy's The Carlyle Group ... Breaux is a bro' ... Zell is the man and so forth ... they're to be congratulated for enabling me all the way ... well, it's back to Crawford and, then, back to Crawford ...
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Tue Nov-25-03 10:02 AM
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7. OK, pants, shirt, socks, shoes... |
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tie, jacket. Did I forget anything?
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Tue Nov-25-03 10:04 AM
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8. "huh and this little piggy here...is for what i'm gonna do to the elderly |
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Tue Nov-25-03 10:17 AM
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9. My next trifecta: gutting Soshul Shecurity, reinstating the draft |
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and....and......oh yeah martial law in the U.S. We're so lucky to have our freedoms.
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Tue Nov-25-03 12:42 PM
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10. Uh...one two, buckle my shoe... |
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Three four, um errr..shut the door, thats right. Ohh..five six...humm...oh yeah pick up sticks...seven eight...ouch...watergate?
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Tue Nov-25-03 12:47 PM
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11. And this is the finger I use to massage Karl's prostate. |
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Tue Nov-25-03 01:05 PM
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12. "Why yes, I am giving the finger to that midget reporter over there" |
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Tue Nov-25-03 10:43 PM
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13. OK ... begin lip syncing ... now |
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