My solution to Racial Hatred.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

White people aren't white, black people aren't black. So we replace white with 'butterscotch' and black with 'chocolate', much more in line with how people actually look. Imagine the repercussions. Here's a news story.

Tonight, Butterscotch Supremacist Eugene Terrebutter called for chocolate people to be excluded from beige neighbourhoods in the city. Terrebutter was quoted as saying 'there is only one true race, that is the butterscotch race. Chocolate people are non-beiges and must be excluded from our community. Caramel and Custard people are also suspect'.
Terrebutter was also heard to exclaim 'if the Mocha Panthers want a fight, they'll get one from my Butterscotch-power guards'.

See, racists could never be taken seriously again!

[Blue_Chill]

1. Your solution may create a new problem

cannibalism

[Screaming Lord Byron]

2. Bugger. I'd never thought of that!

Stop eyeing my tasty butterscotch flesh!