Generic Dean v. Clark Thread (for those who miss their GD)

[THUNDER HANDS]

Dean has poor fashion sense. Clark is kinda girly-looking.

Please discuss....

[Renew Deal]

1. Dean is a crypto republican. Clark is unelectable and the DLC hates him.

Don't yawn, it's the truth.

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. I disagree

Dean has bad fashion sense and Clark is kinda girly-looking. :D

You still haven't addressed my issues. Why are you ducking my questions?

[LTR]

3. Oh yeah...

My Clark can whooop your Dean's ass. With both hands tied behind his back.

Lots and lots of ass-kicking!

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. oh yeah

Well Dean is gonna use one of his old wrestling moves on Clark and put the former general into a patented Howard Dean DDT as the ref counts 1.....2.....3.

:D

[QC]

4. Someone posted a message on the Poor Fashion Sense board

demanding that their members invade DU and drive out all of us stylish progressives.

Honest. I don't have any evidence for this, but if you doubt me, then you are obviously one of the conspirators.

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. I know noth-zing

I see noth-zing. I hear noth-zing. :D

[jumptheshadow]

5. Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On edit: Add smiley. :) I am a Clark supporter.

Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clark is a Republican trojan horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....

[Nashyra]

9. Clark has the most appeal to the swing voter

who we need to WIN the election. After we are in the WH we can move towards the left. I was going to argue with you but it's useless

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. Dude

Clark is from Arkansas, not Troy. Silly. :D

[Screaming Lord Byron]

7. Clearly Clark could kick Dean's arse, so we must pick him.

[THUNDER HANDS]

12. I would challenge that notion

You've never seen Dr. Howard Dean change into Dr. Howard Doom before have you?

[jumptheshadow]

14. And...

Clark can do pushups on chairs!

I bet Dean could never do that!

[THUNDER HANDS]

17. of course not

Dean would break the chair under the tremendous power of his forearm muscles. :D

[bloom]

11. whoops n/t

[bloom]

13. I think

Deans fashion sense is just fine. Although he did hold his mouth in an odd expression in the last debate. Did you see it?

Clark looks like a mannequin. I find that disturbing. (I don't get the girly thing).

[THUNDER HANDS]

16. Dean was just waiting to attack

He takes a similar fighting stance as the large-mouth grouper when it gets set to attack. :D

And Clark is girly-looking. He looks like the type of guy you'd see watching Oprah and making brownies for his 7-year-old daughter. :D

[bloom]

19. "type of guy you'd see watching O and making brownies for his 7-year-old."

No, no, no. THAT would be my husband - who looks about the opposite of what Clark looks like. :)

[truthspeaker]

15. Clark is a war criminal

Clark is bush-lite and can't be elected. Clark supporters, why do you hate the Democratic party? Why do you want us to lose? Would you kick FDR's crutches out from under him? Would you poke holes in JFK's condoms? Would you tear up Bill Clinton's pizza coupons?

Howard Dean is the only candidate who can win. Dean has the integrity, the experience, and the compassion. Dean's body odor smells of rosewater. Dean can walk on water. Dean can get elected, restore America's reputation in the world, get a real universal health care plan through Congress, legalize gay civil unions, and get the SciFi channel to bring back Farscape. Dean can bench-press more than any other candidate. Dean can hold his breath for over two minutes. Dean's penis is 12 inches long. Dean can bring any woman to orgasm in under 10 minutes but is nevertheless faithful to his wife.

[QC]

20. ROFLMAO!!!!! Please post this in one of the GD threads!

[Hubert Flottz]

18. Can I write in Al Gore on the 'black box' gizmo?

I'm gonna' try!

[QC]

21. Clark was a frequent sleepover guest at Neverland.

He also ate kittens prepared in various ways while lobbying for Kissinger.

[THUNDER HANDS]

22. Oh yeah...well Dean never puts the toilet seat back down

And I heard from a reliable source that he frequently drinks out of the milk carton and PICKS HIS NOSE WITH HIS INDEX FINGER!!!!!

[tjdee]

23. Girly looking, huh? Not to this girl he isn't!

Wesley Clark is delicioso for sure.

[regularguy]

24. Dean an Osama sitting in a tree.....

Clark would rather die than make out with Osama, although he might be willing to give him one of those air kisses....