cade
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Tue Nov-25-03 10:02 AM
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WIFE: "If I died first, would you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
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onebigbadwulf
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Tue Nov-25-03 10:09 AM
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1. God loaded questions... |
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So glad I'm not in a relationship anymore.
"Do you think she's pretty?" "no" "Why not?" "...dunno" "Someone said I looked like her, and I think she's pretty" "okay she's pretty" "You love her?" "No" "You don't love me?" "...." (sad look) "yes I love you" "if you dont think she's pretty who do you think is pretty?" "I don't know... her?" (points to tv commercial) "You are so superficial"
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