Since we can't do sex threads anymore...

[Zolok]

Then we may as well do impotent shrieking rage...
:)
MISTER WIZA-ARD I DON'T WANNA BE A CLERK ANY MORE!!!
MISTER WIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!
HALP!!


No joke kidz, if ONE MORE helpless ill dressed ill mannered high tech nimrod comes down to my window trying to mooch some preposterous office item from me...I'M GONNA HAVE A STROKE!!!!!!!
Arrgghhhh!
These yankers are all so stupid shallow and helpless....you have to tie their damn shoes for them!
And so-ooo frickin' NEEDY!
I need envelopes
I need binder clips
I need toilet paper!
I!
I....terrible one note opera singers the lot of them, all they can sing is "ME ME MEEEEEEEEE!!!

[Aristus]

1. I don't know, man.

The sex threads were a lot more fun. :-)

[VelmaD]

2. I miss the good old days

Wanta bust out the paddle and we'll high-jack this one. :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

3. Holts maul, fraulein!

:spank::spank::spank:

[VelmaD]

6. WOOHOO!

I've said it before and I'll sat it again...German is such a sexy language. You coulda just yelled "Fluffy Bunnies" at me and it would still sound like "BENT OAFER!" ;-)

[Kellanved]

8. "flauschige Häschen"

point taken...
:hi:
Also vorbeugen!

[Aristus]

10. Damn! Just what I need: Someone who speaks German better than I

do. Thanks, Kellenved. Thanks a whole lot! :-) ;-)

[VelmaD]

12. Oh, don't worry about it...

I don't know whether your German is good or bad anyway. :-)

Hell, I'll settle for short bus hollering "BENT OAFER!" in a pinch. ;-)

[Kellanved]

18. I can't yell

Not very good anyways.
So you should have no problems. ;-)

[VelmaD]

19. Y'all could tag team...

you feed him his lines and he can do the hollering. Then we'd all get gold stars for "playing well with others" and "sharing your toys". :-)

[Kellanved]

22. Oh he knows his lines

He could probably win a national Championship title in German Yelling (wouldn't be suprised, if he already has :evilgrin:).

I'm just still hoarse from introducing this years freshmen to the university network ("Wagt es nicht einmal daran zu denken, die Rechner zum Raubkopieren zu verwenden"; "Sososo, noch nie mit UNIX gearbeitet - was hast Du hier überhaupt verloren?"; "Oh Gott, ein DAU").

[VelmaD]

23. I know you were talking about...

computer but it's still just...*thud* ;-)

[VelmaD]

11. Finallly...

someone who can translate for me. :-) :hi:

So, what exactly did you say? And what did Aristus holler at me for that matter? I have fallen woefully behind in my German language lessons. ;-)

[Aristus]

13. He called you some kind of 'little rabbit', I think.

Is that supposed to be a snide comparison, Kel?

On edit: I get it, he called you a 'fluffy bunny', just like you asked. :-)

[VelmaD]

15. Hee...

too cute.

But what was it you hollered at me? *bats eyelases*

[Aristus]

16. I...uh...er...um...toldyoutoshutup!

I'm sorry. But it's not polite to talk while you're being paddled.

[VelmaD]

17. Good manners...

are always important...even when one is tied to a chair. ;-)

[Muesli]

20. talkin' 'bout sexy!

Buck dich befehl ich dir
wende dein Antlitz ab von mir
dein Gesicht ist mir egal
buck dich

[VelmaD]

21. Goodie...

fresh meat.

Hi Muesli. Welcome to DU. :hi:

[Muesli]

25. Hallo

Ich habe schon für lange Zeit auf diesem forum rundgeschleicht, manchmal schreibe ich etwas.

so kann ich meine fremde Sprachen üben, zum Beispiel Deutsch. :)


But if all German sounds like "bend over", you must think i've a dirty little mind. Ah well, I'm better at English anyway.

[VelmaD]

26. You say I'd think...

you had a "dirty little mind" like that's a bad thing. :evilgrin:

Pay no attention to me swooning over here...German is just my favorite little kink and Aristus and Kellanved get a little kick out of feeding it. We're not like this all the time...most but not all. :-)

[Aristus]

28. I just figured out how to turn on Velma and annoy zolok at the same

time: Back in high school, when I was in German class, we used to occasionally speak poor German, just to have fun. One example of which is 'zum Bleistift' (for a pencil)instead of 'zum Beispiel' (for example). Between the German, and the office products, I think we got it goin' on! ;-)

Kellenved ought to understand this one: 'Ich versteh' Bahnhof!' :shrug:

[VelmaD]

29. Hee...

you were a naughty naughty boy. :spank:

I'm still digging the German but staplers and pencil sharpeners don't really do anything for me.

[TrogL]

4. I need

• a stapler
  
• pens of various colours
  
• my own three hole punch so I don't keep stealing my boss' and forget to return it
  
• a new filing cabinet
  
• one of those roll-around file drawers
  
• a big whiteboard (to replace three little ones)
  
• some empty binders
  
• breakfast
  

[TrogL]

5. Have pity on us nerds

If we had social skills, we wouldn't be able to write code.

[proud patriot]

7. OMG you remember the turtle and Mr . Wizard

I haven't been able to find anyone who remembers that
show . :bounce: Now I'm all Excited :D

[Zolok]

9. The lack of social skills I can handle...

Hell if I had Ronald Coleman's panache' I wouldn't be a g-d clerk...but geez guys your problems are NOT automatically my problems!
It's not my damn fault the company's procurement system is a inert hulk of useless rules and regulations...go beg somewhere else and lemme get on with my phony baloney job!!!
:)

[TrogL]

14. you're asking them to change focus

They can't.

They want to go back to doing what they're doing which is what they're doing so they want to do it and stop be distracted by all this real-world shit like staplers and paper that's keeping them from doing what they're doing which is what they're doing so they want to do it.

[BiggJawn]

24. Heh-heh...Poor Stanley, always reeling out...

ten feet und stomping all ober eet....

Very Vell...

"Trinkle, trizzle, trazzle, trome...Time for Thees one to komm home...."

[geniph]

27. That red stapler - I believe I'll be needing that

and there's no more cake left. Move your desk into the basement.