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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 07:53 AM
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Today when I was driving to work I slowed down to help a snow-stuck girl,
but she turned out to be ugly so I kept on driving...






























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Clintmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:02 AM
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1. LOL!
You ol' mean thing! :rofl:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:04 AM
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2. YAAAAAY!!
:bounce:
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:05 AM
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feh, some would consider that good husbandry...
:rofl: :hide:
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Tari Donating Member (215 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:05 AM
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3. She was so ugly
DS1 wouldn't touch her with his 2" pole.




Am I being too generous?
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:22 AM
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12. If I gave an iota of a damn I might prove otherwise
but I don't :shrug:
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:05 AM
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4. Now, see, if it had been me
you'd stopped to help, I might have posted a different answer here!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:35 AM
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16. Hubba
:hi:
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:05 AM
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5. Sweety she probably saw you and just waved you to move on!!
:loveya:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:06 AM
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6. Yea and it is so hard to see boobage under all those
layers of clothing....

It just doesn't pay off now.....
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:09 AM
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7. Please don't use vulgar language
In the winter they are properly called chesticles.

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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:15 AM
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8. Never happens to me.
:shrug:



Addendum: Can you believe there's a website for this?
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:17 AM
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9. hubby says, "nice freckles"...
the stinker brigade to be sure :eyes:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:19 AM
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10. Freckles?
Where?








Oh, there!
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:22 AM
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11. oh yes, he's rather deft at drawing my attention from what he's...
ogling at :hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:34 AM
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14. No, I wouldn't have believed you that there was a site like this
it's a very odd fetish. Still, I like the scenery

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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:41 AM
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18. LOL!
Check out the affiliated sites too:

http://www.carstuckgirls.com

http://www.drivinggirls.com

http://www.pedalpumpinggirls.com

Hours of entertainment and 'nice sceneries.'
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Evergreen Emerald Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:18 AM
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21. she doesn't have any shoes on
she could hurt her feet!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:19 AM
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22. Yes she does
mud colored sandals - for real!
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:28 AM
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13. You did the right thing... She would probably have wrecked your marriage.
:)
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:34 AM
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15. Hey!
I've missed you, MisU! :hug:

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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 08:36 AM
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17. LOL! Why thank you!
I am a bit hungry this morning. :D :hug:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:06 AM
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19. every once in a while, someone has to inject some values into this
Edited on Tue Jan-03-06 09:09 AM by sundog
cesspool called the lounge

thanks for this thread :thumbsup:
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Maddy McCall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:12 AM
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20. Ha. She was probably a pretty girl in an ugly suit...
doing some kind of experiment to see if she would get any help as an ugly girl.

:silly:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:19 AM
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23. Good. Ugly people are not human, and do not deserve compassion.
If they wanted compassion, they would do something to make themselves look more presentable.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:23 AM
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24. I made sure to send about a cubic foot of slush into her open car door
Edited on Tue Jan-03-06 09:23 AM by DS1
as I went by. You'd think they'd learn :eyes:
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:28 AM
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25. Good for you!
The fact that they would have the audacity to go out in public, let alone whine and bitch about "needing help". Fuck that.

You were right to spray the inside of her car with slush.

Would that all people showed your sense of civic duty.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:32 AM
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26. I think most of it bounced off the inside of the windsheild and hit
the baby in the face
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 12:07 PM
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28. I don't even understand why they feel they have a right to breed
You were right to show disgrace upon the child (well, not that one can actually disgrace an ugly person, but you know what I mean), who is likely also ugly, as a sign to them that they should not breed because their ugly discharge are not certainly not wanted in polite, beautiful society.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 09:47 AM
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27. !!
:rofl:
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richmwill Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-03-06 12:14 PM
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29. See? I'd have helped her, for that reason...
...Because I'd think the ugly girl would be more "appreciative" of the help!
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