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Tue Jan-03-06 02:20 PM
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Why don't we ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? |
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:30 PM
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.
Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:31 PM
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2. now thats a cool joke! |
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I better spread it around!
:hi:
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:31 PM
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3. I thought I would take the offensive this time! |
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:37 PM
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9. i was away from DU for a few days |
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And within an hour of coming back - there it is. :rofl:
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:58 PM
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:33 PM
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I CANT WAIT TO GO TO WORK TOMORROW.......THATS A CLASSIC.
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:35 PM
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:36 PM
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You will get very sick of that joke, if you are not already!
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:46 PM
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WHEN I FOUND THIS SITE I WAS OVER THE MOON. I WAS DELIGHTED THAT FREE SPEECH IS STILL FREE. SO AGAIN ,HOW THE HELL ARE YA.
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:57 PM
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ummm, you may want to take the "all caps" off, it appears as if you are screaming at people!
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:36 PM
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7. be sure to make sure everyone in the lounge knows it!! |
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:50 PM
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:37 PM
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8. I knew you were going to post that. |
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:38 PM
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10. yes, but whats the correct lottery #s? |
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:46 PM
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13. What do you think, I'm dumb a sumpthin? |
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First you advance me $100,000.00 cash. Small, non-traceable, non-sequentially numbered bills.
THEN I give you the lottery numbers.
I'll give 'em to you three days in advance, even.
:7
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Tue Jan-03-06 02:41 PM
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11. PSYCHIC WINS LOTTERY. |
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BECAUSE THEY ARE A BUNCH OF SCAMMING TOERAGS.
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