Anyone ever pour orange juice on their cereal by mistake?

[Zomby Woof]

I did, and man, it is ever TART. Honey Nut Cheerios and Orange Juice are NOT a new trend, I am sorry to say. :o

It was truly a brain fart moment, and after I was done laughing my ass off, I had to explain to KadeCarrion WHY I was laughing so hard, and then SHE couldn't stop laughing.

I will be reminded of this ignoble moment for many, many years... :D

[SiobhanClancy]

1. No,but I put orange juice in my coffee once

It actually wasn't too bad:)

[shockingelk]

6. +1

... and thought I was making a screwdriver but instead made a vodka-soy milk juice. I made it a double, which was rather like a yogurt/juice eggnog thing. Won't do it again, but it was not unpleasant.

[GOPisEvil]

2. Been there; done that.

Threw out the results after one bite. x(

[Colin Ex]

3. Ever put cereal in a glass instead of a bowl?

I've done that a few times.

My crowning achievement, however, is putting a 2 gallon container of milk in the microwave and leaving it there for about a minute before realizing I had done it.

-C

[Booberdawg]

4. No, but as a child I recall my grandfather

pouring milk on cheezits thinking it was cereal. He decided it was too cheezy for cereal. *snicker*

[Zomby Woof]

13. it's the cheeziest!

When I was 7, I left a fairly new gallon of vanilla ice cream in the CUPBOARD overnight!!!! My Mom, an early riser, found it so hilarious that she left the results for me to see the next morning, mostly for instructional/reminder reasons. Apparently, I have always been flaky! :D

I can still see the vanilla puddle on the counter below, and the drip, drip, drip of ice cream coming from the cabinet bottom, lol.

[matcom]

5. heehee

did that once. won't do it again :D

[Zomby Woof]

7. I knew it!!!!

I AM NOT ALONE!!! I told Kade that others MUST have done it too, and she said "yeah, but YOU did it, and I am going to keep making fun of you for it!" :D

[matcom]

9. but of COURSE!

your LAST test of the M.A.T.C.O.M. Triad! its in our code! you HAVE to do it at least ONCE in your life!

:D

[GOPisEvil]

10. Actually, all TRIAD members have done it...

...maybe it's because of the ink in the "special tattoo". :o

[THUNDER HANDS]

8. I once tried to make a reverse Kamakazi

Instead of the lime juice, vodka and triple sec I put in grenadine, vodka and triple sec.

God it was awful. I shouldn't try to play bartender. :)

[JitterbugPerfume]

12. uhhhhh

you guys need to pay attention orange juice on cereal is jusk yukky

[flamingyouth]

11. My friend eats it like that every morning!

I kid you not. She just doesn't like milk on cereal, and she prefers orange juice on it instead.

<shiver>

[Zomby Woof]

14. ewwww!

Maybe it varies depending on the cereal, but it defintely does NOT work on Honey Nut Cheerios! x(

[Blue_Chill]

15. Have a pop tart and a coffee

avoid that whole cereal mess all together

[Zomby Woof]

16. One time when I was 12...

I caught myself tossing my dirty clothes into the toilet instead of the hamper!!! :o :hurts:

[Blue_Chill]

26. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that's a funny story.

[Scurrilous]

17. Just this morning...

...I put sour cream on my bagel instead of cream cheese (the containers look identical). Wasn't too bad.

[JitterbugPerfume]

18. do like me

eat peanut butter toast and coffee, black--- Hard to mess that up when you are in an early morning stupor I do not get fully awake untill the second cup of Zomby coffee

[slackmaster]

19. No, but I know a guy who brushed his teeth with Preparation H

Not a pretty story.

[Zomby Woof]

23. at least his mouth will be free

Of hemorrhoids! :o

[scarlet_owl]

45. My mom did that with Desitin when I was a baby.

[FlaGranny]

20. My husband carries

cleaning supplies in his car. He had a bottle of applie juice and a bottle of pine oil on the front seat of his car. You guessed it - he picked up the wrong one and took a sip. He says that pine oil definitely does not taste good and it burns. I had to search the internet to see if the amount he drank was dangerous. Thankfully, he didn't get enough down to be harmful, but said his throat and mouth burned for hours.

[Zomby Woof]

24. YOW!

Not fun at all. :-( Glad he was okay after that!

[Bossy Monkey]

21. No, water

which you can just pour off. One of the few good side effects of not being able to drink orange juice in the morning.

[geniph]

22. I've poured coffee on my cereal more times

than I care to admit. And no, it is not by preference. Waste of good (and much-needed) coffee!

[Zomby Woof]

25. d'oh!

You hate mornings too eh? :D

[geniph]

27. Hate them? They don't even exist!

I'm not even remotely functional until at least 10 a.m., no matter what time I try to go to sleep. I am not, and will never be, any kind of morning person.

[KadeCarrion]

50. My thoughts exactly!

Though for me it is closer to 11 am in the winter.

:hi:

[geniph]

55. My goal in life

is to get to a place where the only dawn I ever see is one I stayed up for!

and :hi: Katy! Haven't seen you around in awhile.

[put out]

32. coffee mistakes

Many.  Pouring coffee into a saucer.  Pouring coffee onto an
overturned cup (they are in the cabinet this way).  Making
coffee in a percolator (remember those?) with the lid off. 
Phenomenal, the force of percolating coffee.  Tearing salad
lettuce into a glass tumbler.  Not a coffee mistake, but I
have done orange juice in coffee.  I'm trying to get better,
but the other day I stared stupidly at the maker before
realizing I hadn't thought to press the appropriate button.

My edit, spelling and I probably didn't get them all.

[Zomby Woof]

33. welcome to DU!

Ever put salt in your coffee by mistake? I haven't, but I know someone who has, and many years later, will never forget how truly awful that was.

[geniph]

57. Oh Jeebus, someone else

who's poured orange juice into their coffee! Ack. I think that's part of the reason I quit adulterating my coffee - too many wasted cups! I NEED my go-juice!

[ronnykmarshall]

28. Orange juice, no.

Vodka yes!

[Zomby Woof]

30. LOL!

You should always make sure you have the right liquor/cereal match!

[Astarho]

29. Once poured water on my cereal by mistake

kinda bland.

[Zomby Woof]

31. your sister is STILL laughing

But hey, I am just the cosmic utensil for her amusement. :evilgrin:

[Astarho]

35. Yeah, she keeps mentioning it

I am just the cosmic utensil for her amusement.

'Bout time you figured that out. :evilgrin:

[KadeCarrion]

51. Good words of wisdom, big bro

What can I say, it was funny as hell!

[leftist_rebel1569]

34. No...

but I did get my friend's dad to pour kool-aid on his cereal once. It was in one of those milk gallon-jug things that are frosted so you can't see in them, and he confused the kool-aid with the real milk (since they were in identical jugs :))

[Ellen Forradalom]

36. I almost put maple syrup on my salad

because my husband put the maple syrup from a leaky container into salad dressing bottles without relabeling them.

[Zomby Woof]

39. d'oh!

Sounds like a sticky situation. :D

[Bonobo]

37. Yeah, last week. But even worse one is my mom -

She put parmesan cheese into her coffee at an Italian restaurant, thinking it was sugar. AND THEN SHE DRANK IT!!!! EWWWW!!!

[Zomby Woof]

40. ewwwwwwwwwwww

A new kind of Italian coffee!

[Ellen Forradalom]

38. My mother once put breast milk in her coffee

at her friend's house, she found a little milk in a glass container and put some in her coffee. Ooops!

[Zomby Woof]

41. lol

That's your breast story yet. :evilgrin:

[Lisa]

42. oh, gee -- you mean, it wasn't "hers"?

I had a mental image of a pregnant friend of mine who insists on having milk with her tea ... we've always joked that in an emergency, and nobody else was around, she wouldn't have to run out to the store ...


p.s. re: the cereal thing, I once poured the milk that was supposed to go on my cereal into a glass that already had cranberry juice in it. Actually it wasn't too bad, curdling aside ....

[Zomby Woof]

43. hey Lisa!

Long time no see, my erstwhile Canadian neighbor! :hi: Cran-milk? Hmmmmm...

[populistmom]

47. I did that once on purpose

There was no milk or cream, but I needed something for coffee (it was my own at least). It's sweeter, so you need less sugar, but works fine.

[scarlet_owl]

44. I have done it on purpose.

I detest milk and it isn't too fond of me either, so I tried OJ on plain cheerios once, and it was pretty good.

[Zomby Woof]

46. hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I am not eager to try. I liek plain Cheerios, but it could be that hiney nuttiness of the kind I was eating really set a contrast.

[geniph]

58. Hiney nuttiness?

...no, I don't want to know. I really don't.

[populistmom]

48. Yes, and I dumped it out right away.

Not a taste I think I'd like.

[Zomby Woof]

49. I had to give it a chance

It grew more intolerable with each spoonful. x(

[playahata1]

52. One of my students wrote an excellent and very clever descriptive paper

on how to enjoy a bowl of cereal. In it he says that Sunny Delight -- any fruit juice, for that matter -- goes great with fruit flavored cereals.

[Zomby Woof]

53. veddy interesting!

Glad he was able to make that sacrifice for the sake of academics! :D

[VOX]

54. Extra points if your pour the OJ into the cereal *box*...

I'm *not* a morning person, so in my dazed state I've committed just about every wrong move there is to make with juice, cereal and various implements.

:toast:

[ScreamingMeemie]

56. Grandma's mind isn't that far gone.....

yet...;)

[Zomby Woof]

60. LOLOL!

:P

[arwalden]

59. Yes... On Rice Krispies.

They still snap crackle pop in OJ too. It wasn't too bad. At least it wasn't pre-sweetened.

-- Allen

[Zomby Woof]

61. hahaha!

I was hoping they'd make different sounds, but that's cool to know! :-)

[bikebloke]

62. Guilty a couple times

I was dead knackered due to snot nosed rich kid neighbors keeping me up all night. Unfortunatley, I wasn't knackered enough not to notice how awful it tasted.