I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik;

[texas1928]

spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow.

[texas1928]

1. HEAD!!!!!

MOVE!!!!!

[AllegroRondo]

6. PANTS!! NOW!!!

I swear, its like an orange on a toothpick!

[Richardo]

2. That gal, I say that gal reminds me of Paul Revere's ride...

...a little light in the belfry.

[hfojvt]

3. there she goes

there she goes again

[Whoa_Nelly]

4. Lookit here son, I say son,

did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball.

[jane_pippin]

5. Let's get Pissed!

(Sorry, you posted the one Heeed related moment I remembered clearly so this is the next best thing I could remember.)

[texas1928]

8. You are just not going to bend on this commandeering thing are you?

No.

[Beausoir]

7. Do you have hagis?

[texas1928]

9. No, I think it's repellent in every way.

In fact, I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.

[CanuckAmok]

10. there's a "Scottish cuisine" now?!

I thought they just ate those prickly roses.

or is that what you meant by "cuisine".

[texas1928]

11. it is a quote from a movie.

[LaraMN]

12. We have a piper down. I repeat a piper is DOUUUUUN!