TXlib
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Tue Nov-25-03 01:38 PM
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Post your favorite geeky jokes here.
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Tue Nov-25-03 01:39 PM
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1. What sound does a quantum duck make? |
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Tue Nov-25-03 01:41 PM
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2. Hon...hand me that quantum foam..... |
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.....I'm ready for my BIG BANG! :evilgrin:
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Tue Nov-25-03 01:42 PM
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Heisenberg is stopped by a traffic cop who asks him, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know exactly where I am"
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Tue Nov-25-03 01:43 PM
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4. What does a mathemetician do when constipated? |
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Works it out with a pencil!
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Tue Nov-25-03 01:55 PM
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5. Need help with this one: A mathematician and a physicist... |
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..were standing at one end of a hallway when a gorgeous blonde co-ed turns toward them, takes off all her clothes, and starts walking towards them with naked her arms held out.
Mathematician says, "It's no use. At the rate she's walking, she'll never get here."
The physicist says, "It's okay. She's close enough...."
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Shrek
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Tue Nov-25-03 02:57 PM
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But the joke is only marginally funny.
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Tue Nov-25-03 01:55 PM
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6. I'll get this one wrong |
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since i'm drawing a blank on my library of jokes, but anyway...
A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer are all asked to determine the value of pi.
The physicist draws a circle, makes a measurement with a laser, and says that within significant digits, the value of pi is 3.14159.
The mathematician takes out a calculator and rattle pi off to the 20th digit or so.
The engineer thinks for a second, then says, "It's around three."
The joke is funny if you're an engineer.
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Tue Nov-25-03 02:07 PM
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7. Two physics students meet each other walking across campus... |
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...One of them is toting his shiny new bicycle along with him. His friend says, "Wow! I really like your new bike!" "Thanks. It was the strangest thing! I was walking across campus the other day and a beautiful young girl rode her bike up to me, got off, ripped off all her clothes, threw herself on the ground, and said 'Take whatever you want!'" "Smart move," the first student replied. "There's no way her clothes would have fit you."
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Tue Nov-25-03 02:09 PM
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8. More of a Comuter Science Geek joke ... |
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There are 10 kinds of people, those that understand binary, and those who don't.
Cheers Drifter
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Tue Nov-25-03 02:58 PM
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13. I've always heard that as, |
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There are 2 kinds of people: Those who don't understand binary.
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Tue Nov-25-03 02:45 PM
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9. A neutron walks into a bar... |
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and asks the bartender for a beer. The beer is poured, and the neutron asks how much it owes. "For you," the bartender answers, "no charge."
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Tue Nov-25-03 02:45 PM
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10. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. |
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One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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Tue Nov-25-03 02:58 PM
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14. I love that one! (nt) |
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Tue Nov-25-03 02:48 PM
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11. Why did Einstein cross the road? |
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To get away from Niels Bohr.
However, when he got to the other side Bohr was there, also.
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Tue Nov-25-03 03:05 PM
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15. A topologist is a mathemetician... |
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who can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground.
(But CAN tell his ass from TWO holes in the ground.)
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Tue Nov-25-03 05:05 PM
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16. A Physicist, A Chemist, And A Computer Scientist |
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are travelling through the mountains in an old car. They're on a long, steep downhill with a sharp turn at the bottom, when the physicist suddenly yells, "The brakes aren't working!"
They plummet towards the thousand-foot drop-off, wildly out of control and rediscovering a belief in deities. Just as they are approaching the turn, the brakes start working again and the physicist is able to bring them to a juddering halt inches from the precipice.
Shaken, they stagger from the vehicle. Once they get their breath back, they start to ponder their miraculous escape.
"Maybe the properties of the brake fluid were changed by the altitude and temperature," muses the chemist.
"Perhaps the system wasn't closed, but sealed under pressure," opined the physicist.
The computer scientist looks at the car thoughtfully and says, "Let's push it back up the hill and see if it happens again."
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