It's Dan Quayle's birthday!

[displacedtexan]

So many stupid Dan Quayle quotes, so little time:

For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle

Great American sport. Horseshoes is a very great game. I love it.
Dan Quayle

Hawaii has always been a very pivotal role in the Pacific. It is in the Pacific. It is a part of the United States that is an island that is right here.
Dan Quayle

Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a -it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation.
Dan Quayle

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/d/dan_quayle.html

[ohiosmith]

1. Easily one of the dumbest assholes ever to draw a breath.

[Yavin4]

2. That is Until W. Came Along

W re-definde the phrase dumb asshole.

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Hope the wife's gift was a potatoe n/t

[gizmo1979]

4. Isn't there an E at the end of

birthsdaye.

[KamaAina]

5. Did he get his Red Ryder .22-caliber action air rifle?

Naw, he'd shoot his eye out!

[tuvor]

6. Ah, Dan Quayle, the proto-bush jr.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

7. You know, I never thought anyone could make

old Dan look good.

But you know who has!


On the other hand, I always thought Dan was very pretty..

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Can anyone gift-wrap a potato?

[Lisa]

9. has anyone read Michael Lewin's short stories about him?

Lewin thought it might be entertaining to portray Quayle as an amateur detective (who ends up solving crimes by accident!). Pretty funny.