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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 02:47 PM
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Poll question: Favorite form of Exorcise!
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 02:49 PM
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1. I'll take Holy Water but only in the form of a Colonic Irrigation
No chickenshit sprinkling for me.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 02:51 PM
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2. Rosary and a King James Bible.
Just in case any evil entities come into my apartment, I'm prepared! Back! BACK!!!! Be gone evil spirit!
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 02:51 PM
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3. I'm a traditionalist...
bell, book, and candle for me.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 02:52 PM
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4. Latin incantations!
Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 03:14 PM
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8. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem
*bonk*
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 02:59 PM
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5. Holy water for me
But only if it comes complete with a monotonous droning zombified priest saying "The power of Christ compells you!". Anything else is just rubbish. :P
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mobuto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 03:01 PM
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6. Max von Sydow
The Power of Christ compels you!
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 03:02 PM
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7. Easy, tell the demon
"I'm Jewish and don't believe in you."

Works every time. :D
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DinahMoeHum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 03:35 PM
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9. Garlic, wolfbane, or calico cats (aka Ashcroft Repellent)
n/t

:evilgrin:
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RandomUser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 03:41 PM
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10. Go to the ballot box and vote Bush out of the WH
It's the most satisfying form of exorcism :)
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Blue_Chill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-25-03 04:21 PM
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11. Sweatin' to the Oldies with Richard Simmons
Lower demons are frightened away by the image of the great evil that is Richard Simmons.
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