Valet Parking Bikini Babes A Booming Business

[matcom]

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What have you got? A multimillion-dollar, female valet parking business, where struggling models and actresses dressed in bikinis, miniskirts or lingerie and Santa hats park the cars of the rich and famous in the Los Angeles area.

Beverly Hills, California-based Girls Valet Parking opened for business less than six months ago. This week, it took over its rival, Valet Girls, and announced plans to expand to San Francisco, Las Vegas, San Diego and Phoenix.

"Given the option of hiring acne-riddled teenage boys in red vests, or beautiful and sexy models and actresses trained in safety and hospitality, we're betting our success that restaurants, boutique hotels, clubs and private parties will prefer the latter," company founder Brad Saltzman said.

Saltzman said the privately held company expected 2006 sales in excess of $US3 million ($4 million), rising to $US14 million ($18.7 million) by 2010.

Clients, most of them movie stars and producers, can request a variety of uniforms, including lingerie, bikinis, capri pants, :eyes: camisoles and miniskirts.

"If it is legal, we will do it, but we draw the line at nudity or topless," Saltzman said.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,17735537-13762,00.html

[mikeytherat]

1. "Come for the valet parking, stay for the cameltoe"

(the capri pants thing made me do it, I swear!)

mikey_the_rat

[Montauk6]

2. This is news? ANYTHING with a bikini or less is bonanza bait.

I'm sure topless funeral homes would pull in some major revenue.

[mikeytherat]

3. "I'm sure topless funeral homes would pull in some major revenue."

Don't give these people any more ideas (and sadly, I agree with your statement).

mikey_the_rat

[kick-ass-bob]

4. aw come on, you know it's hot:

:rofl:

[matcom]

5. 'Bane of society'

i'm sticking to that

[kick-ass-bob]

6. are they pants? are the shorts?

are they just highwaters?

:shrug:

[matcom]

7. fat-calf enhancers

:hide:

[mikeytherat]

8. What about Skorts? It's not quite a skirt, it's not quite shorts,

it's just kinda weird.

mikey_the_rat

[kick-ass-bob]

9. They work on my 4 year old.

And that's about it.