The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision

[toddzilla]

too damn true, and funny..


post some good one liners..

my other fave is ..

"the wages of sin are death, but after taxes are taken out, it's just kind of a tired feeling"

[matcom]

1. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

use it EVERY DAY! :D

[Booberdawg]

2. never let your feet end up higher than your ass

[bif]

3. Life is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs

Lily tomlin

[DinahMoeHum]

4. "There ain't nothin' in the middle of the road. . .

except yellow stripes and dead armadillos" - Jim Hightower

:kick:

[bif]

5. No matter how cynical you get, ya just can't keep up.

Tomlin again

[pink_poodle]

6. That's one way of looking at it. -nm

:

[GOPisEvil]

7. Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one and most of them stink.

My dad, the philosopher.

[Shrek]

8. I was put on this earth to accomplish a certain number of tasks

Right now I'm so far behind I may never die.

[Spoonman]

9. Don't complain about the stench in your neighbors back yard

until you clean the shit out of your own.

[neuvocat]

10. Never eat anything bigger than your head.

[Dr Satan]

11. Give a man a fish, and you’ll feed him for a day

Give him a religion, and he’ll starve to death while praying for a fish.

[ulysses]

12. give a man a flame and you keep him warm for a night.

Light a man on fire and you keep him warm for the rest of his life.

[bif]

13. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day...

Teach him how to fish and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

[peterh]

14. You Can't hoot with the owls and Soar with the Eagle........nt

but I do try :evilgrin: